Urgent!!! Vacancy.. Immediate Recruitment!!

[GodZilla]

FORWARD THIS TO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS INTERESTED

Please apply before or ON 14th Feb.

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior Girl Friend ( trainee )

Experience : FRESHER (experienced candidate strictly prohibited)

Age : only 16 to 24

Skills Required: Good looking (bold enough to come out anytime will an added advantage)

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Perks and incentives.

Total gross ( Monthly ) : 3 gifts worth 300/-

30 bike rides each duration 2 hours

20 trips to MG Road / FC Road

10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

Daily Provision of Vada Pav / Samosa Pav / Pakoda worth of 5 /-

4 movies ( IN E-Square/lNOX ) per month on every weekend

Visits to Pyramid and Central

Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to Demand

Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Provident Fund and Service taxes to be informed on joining

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REFERRAL BONUS WILL BE GIVEN AS PER THE POLICY

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All short listed candidates will be intimated over phone. We would appreciate if you can refer / ask more potential candidates to meet the Recruitment team at the earliest. ​

 

[Akima]

He he... Dude... Why does it seem like bein written by a chap from PuNe? MG Road, FC Road, Pyramid, E-Square... U from Mysore, I gues... Kiska forward dhapa?

 

[ejeicusoisqiviebr]

For all applicants:

Don't waste your time at these fly-by-night operations! Try your luck at Lord Zhopudey's Royaume de l'objet superflu

But do come thoroughly prepared, as only the best amongst the best are accepted here. Also, as it is a great privilage for anyone young girl to be a part of the Royaume de l'objet superflu, we don't believe there is any need for any salary. Selected applicants will be required to provide the following:

Petrol for the Royal Steed.
Movies at the multiplex for the Earl.
Lunch and Dinner with His Lordship, as required.
Several appropriate dresses, to be worn when accompaning the Earl.
Apart from a fixed monthly fee, to be decided on a per-case basis.


Be quick! Only limited positions available.

 

[Anna C.]

Haha! Good one guys! :rofl:

 

[rivirobb]

OMG masky.. i think u should concentrate on better things .. .. jk

 

[Yer Royal Highness, Guv]

masky aaj kal aapko yeh din bhi dekhne pad gayen hain..
kahan gaye woh din jab advert ke bina hee line laga karti thi :chinese:

 

[hello b]

:rofl:.. When did you come to Pune??

 

[Thorketill]

Hehe lol..