Vanessa at Invisible Touch

[Pompal 09.]

This Vanessa chick is one sexy cougar. As soon as I heard her sexy voice and captivating bed room eyes, the Fangster knew he was gonna be in for a wild and crazy time.

The fantasy I played out this time involved me babysitting Vanessa's younger brother, and when he finally goes to sleep, I decide to kick back and relax while I masturbate to pictures of Vanessa in the living room. Much to my embarassment, Vanessa gets home early and cathces me stroking my penis on her couch. Luckily for me, Vanessa was extremely turned on by my actions and decided to show me a thing or two about how to handle my instrument.

Ratings system

Boobs : Her boobs are built for giving outstanding hooter-shooters.

Vagina : In the words of Joey Lawrence, "Whoa!!!".

Face : Beautiful.Think a hotter looking Kylie Minogue.

Sense of humor : Can definitely see myself cracking jokes while watching "You've Got A Friend" with her in her living room.

Personality : Normally saying a woman has a great personality means she's a human road pizza or a porker, but Vanessa is fortunate enough to have both stunning good looks and a great personality. I can definitely see myself drinking with with her at the Upper Brass.

Repeat : In the words of Arthur Fonzarelli, "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh".

 

[Ompa Loompa]

Hehehehehe, you are one serious hobbyist!

 

[jadamgrd]

fangs writes more reviews than Sheik has girlfriends!

 

[solomon]

Thanks guys,

As I was telling my buddy over at the LCBO (Earl Christansen), massageplanet.net is all about paying for handjobs and bodyslides and then sharing your experiences with your fellow hobbyists.

Now, please excuse me, as I have more reviews to write.

 

[beneoumbept]

Good, now go write a fucking review and get back to us please.

 

[Sneha R]

Thanks Rusty...glad to see you have access to a computer, now that you're on the outside again...lol