Voted Best Joke In Ireland

[Jessica <33]

> > John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
> > of me life,
> > between the legs of me wife!"
> > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
> > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
> > toast of the night."
> > She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said,
> > "Here's to spending
> > the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
> > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> > The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
> > street corner.
> > The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
> > night at the pub
> > with a toast about you, Mary."
> > She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.
> > You know, he's only
> > been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
> > the other time
> > I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

 

[Mercedes]

A masterpiece is all I can say.