A Jamaican urgently needed a few days off work, but, he knew the Boss would not allow him to take leave. So he thought that maybe if he acted 'Crazy', then he would tell him to take a few days off. So, he hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His Guyanese co-worker asked him what he was doing. He told him that he was pretending to be a light bulbso that the Boss might think he was 'Crazy' and give him a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?' He told him he was a light bulb. The Boss said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' So the Jamaican jumped down and walked out of the office... When his co-worker followed him, the Boss asked,'...And where do you think you're going?!' He said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.
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- Lulu1980:
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3 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366
New girl New girl Maggie 
sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise
You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the back door with plenty of parking spaces - OrchidSPA:
Today we have Beautiful Girls Sofia & Mia. Sofia is Slim, Cute and Openminded.
Mia is also a slim cute girl. 
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a discreet entrance at 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201โฃTuesday, โฃHolly, medium height and sexy build with shapely legs and ass. friendly, does a very relaxing treatment and wonderful finish 
647 348-2899 - HollywoodSpa:
Tuesday at
๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ๐ช๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: COCO & SISI. โ416-222-5554โ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. COCO is an attractive attendant with nice massage skills & good services. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5โ2โ, with a - ForeverWarden:
Tuesday at
๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Cindy, Tracy & Vivian. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mixed spinner, about 5โ1โ and 100 lbs. She is very popular - HolidaySpa:
Tuesday at
๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต: EMMA, JENNY & CINDY. EMMA is a very beautiful slim Chinese honey with C Cups, beauty face, & nice services to drive you wild. Jenny has a medium build, nicely curvy with a slim waist, pretty face, and very flexible skills. Jenny will make you very happy CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady - New Oriental Health Centre:
Happy & Nayla are in todayCall
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- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's our sneak peek for tomorrow: For Tuesday February 4, 2025, our attendants will be Ada
, Cici , Ivy , Christina and guest attendant Monica We have a new guest attendant Monica joining us tomorrow! Call 905-479-6668 to book! - Shangri-la Spa:
โโMonday 
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- Dreaminn:
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- JerryWangWw:
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- Sparkling Spa:
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SPARKLING SPA๏ธ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Todayโs Schedule isโฆ Zoe - Stunning Tall Taiwanese Service Queen with Endless Passion and Sensuality w - New spring spa@:
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- hiyamickey:
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- Lily Spa:
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- Moneylee:
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- luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We have three girls working today, Sora, Sarah and Kiki. They are very young, only 23 years old. Very pretty, cute, sexy, with nice smiles and good service.
- SugarLoveSpa:
Monday at
โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ : ELLA, MIA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด โ ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5โ1โ with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude. MIA is a young & slim ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, very PRETTY & PETITE Vietnamese beauty with A Cups, 5โ1โ & 90 Lbs, very versatile. Come and enjoy. - bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today.Young cute 22โgirl beautiful face deep massage Lily ,new beautiful buttocks charming temperament Michelle, new funny,nice, deep massage EvaYoung beautiful sexy body and good deep massage Ella pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
- New Oriental Health Centre:
Happy & Nayla are in todayCall Text: (647) 381-2688 || Happy is a very talented Korean Babe || Nayla is a Tall, Young, Beautiful and Curvy Spanish Girl All Our Girls are Extremely Open-Minded || Open 8am til Late || #26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: FeifeiOur new Taiwanese beauty Feifei specializes in creating an intimate and deeply relaxing massage experience tailored to your desires. Her soft, skilled hands glide effortlessly, easing tension and awakening your senses with
- HollywoodSpa:
Monday at๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ๐ช๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: SISI & TRACY. โ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ-๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฐโ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5โ2โ, with a beauty ass, excellent massage, and amazing services. Come and see why she is so popular.
- ForeverWarden:
Monday at๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Mina, Yumi & Cindy. Mina is Asian, slim & petite, 34C, very beautiful and hot. She has excellent massage, and provides star quality service. Yumi is a young half Chinese/half Korean very sexy & slim beauty, can do bbbj cim, excellent services... Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups
- HolidaySpa:
Monday at๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต: JENNIFER & CINDY. JENNIFER is slim and curvy, with long dark hair, land nice services. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit. Her services are among the best!
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spatable shower body scrub5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna is joining. She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Suki can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space at the back door
- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's a sneak peek of tomorrow's schedule: For Monday February 3, 2025, our attendants will be Mia, Sandy , Vicky , Ivy , and Sophie Call 905-479-6668 to book!
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici
- OrchidSPA:
Today we have Beautiful Girls Mia & EvaMia is a Slim Cute Asian Hot Girl. Eva is Very Popular in the GTA. ( | ) Drop In and Enjoy a Satisfying Experience Today! OPEN: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text ๏ธ 437-220-6963 ~ Unit#103 3601 Highway 7, Markham, ON L3R 0M3
- Suko 5Girls:
Suko Spa schdule today on Sunday is with 7 lovely
ladies
Basia/Bella, Susan, Lee, Crystal, Jojo, Yumi and Candy ๐ฃ 420 ValleymedeDr, Richmond Hill, same plaza McDonalds โ 905-597-8880 โ
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