Waste of Time/Money

[Family Guy]

Felt kinda funky last night, so I decided to check the
EBC scene. Went into all the MP's to check the scene, and choose
the Health Spa. (with a rose on the sign). Picked a chik named
Nancy, and opted for N because she seemed to be a bit
unfriendly when she entered. Let me tell you, what a waste of
money, the massage lasted literally 2 mins, and she didn't even
wanna use oil. And to top it all off, she was so ruff on the
finish, she ripped my skin! Not a word of english came from
her mouth, except for "no", when I went for her love tunnel.

Will never repeat.

face 8/10
body 8/10
attitude 1/10
massage 0/10
finish 0/10

Why did I choose this MP you ask? Because the girls were hot
looking. But what a waste!

 

[Gentleman]

Think I also had a similar/disappointing session in the same MP. It is the new MP on the north side of the south plaza. First MP on the west end. Phew, there are so many MPs in those plazas now.

OK looking Oriental lady with big breasts answered the door, thought this looked interesting, until she showed up back in the room. Seems the large breast were just inserts in her bra, tricked. Then during the session, I got tricked again. Left disappointed and $120 lighter.