Watch your step at Xoaping

[Cabinmon]

This is no reflection on Xoaping but is a serious tripping hazard that the landlord should address. The other evening I was leaving said establishment when I tripped over the concrete parking lot barrier. I understand the logic of why the owner would install these but they are a tripping hazard. I did a full on face plant and only because I managed to put my arms up do I have teeth today. A few photos will give you the idea.

 

[Deleted member 72001]

This is no reflection on Xoaping but is a serious tripping hazard that the landlord should address. The other evening I was leaving said establishment when I tripped over the concrete parking lot barrier. I understand the logic of why the owner would install these but they are a tripping hazard. I did a full on face plant and only because I managed to put my arms up do I have teeth today. A few photos will give you the idea. View attachment 117478

ouch. Looks painful. Hope it’s a quick heal.
Maybe the owner should paint them safety yellow so they attract attention.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Ouch!!! I have very few teeth to lose. But, my fragile self likely would have died from.a spill like that. Thanks for the warning!!!

 

[Cabinmon]

Ouch!!! I have very few teeth to lose. But, my fragile self likely would have died from.a spill like that. Thanks for the warning!!!

 

[Cabinmon]

Other forearm that saved my face

 

[deepbrowneyes99]

Ouch.. hope that all that was injured

 

[Cabinmon]

Ouch.. hope that all that was injured

Scrapes on my face and nose but obviously not going to post those.

 

[Sackattack]

Was the Massage so good you get wobble legs? Or you Pop marijuana pills before massage like Sleeker? Looks like lots pain for some time.
Ouch

 

[Cabinmon]

Was the Massage so good you get wobble legs? Or you Pop marijuana pills before massage like Sleeker? Looks like lots pain for some time.
Ouch

Nope just a moment of inattention

 

[Rubmegood]

Yeah, I've noticed that. Some yellow paint might help. I usually step from the sidewalk to the top of the parking bumper and then down to the asphalt.

 

[Cabinmon]

Yeah, I've noticed that. Some yellow paint might help. I usually step from the sidewalk to the top of the parking bumper and then down to the asphalt.

Yup that’s exactly what I did. If you look at the photo the top is only 3 inches wide then a 45% angle. There must have been some sand on top and I slid down the front ... splat

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Well....the good news is....you didn't land on your dick. So.....it will still be ready to go....for your next Xiaoping visit.

 

[Cabinmon]

Well....the good news is....you didn't land on your dick. So.....it will still be ready to go....for your next Xiaoping visit.

True dat

Well....the good news is....you didn't land on your dick. So.....it will still be ready to go....for your next Xiaoping visit.

But Lois won’t say I’m handsome with the road burn

 

[Wills_willie]

If this was the US you could sue for a lifetime of free massages.

 

[Albert Johnson]

I think it was a situation where the masseuse did not allow sufficient rest time to allow the blood to return to the big head. Definitely time to lawyer up.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

True dat

But Lois won’t say I’m handsome with the road burn

One of the many masseuses I have gone to over the years, actually... legitimately finds me attractive...and not just my face...but my whole body. Yep, its true. Just runs her hands all over my nice smooth skin, "ooohing" and "awewwing". Then, its up to my head for a nice scalp massage, and onto the face. After she is done, she tells me how lucky my wife is. But....she still flirts a little...you know like: "Oh Maestro! (she is the only therapist that knows my online name) Please visit me more often. Very few of my male clients have such beautiful features."

And get this: she is actually still in her 20's!

I do like to visit her more often than the others. Most masseuses can't see the beauty that is there is in me. You know....the beauty that can only described as skin deep.




Thank God for smooth skin!!!

She's blind!!!! Lol!!!!!!

 

[Albert Johnson]

If you don't believe beauty is only skin deep, look at the inside of your cheek.

 

[Old Fart]

The other evening I was leaving said establishment when I tripped over the concrete parking lot barrier. I understand the logic of why the owner would install these but they are a tripping hazard. I did a full on face plant and only because I managed to put my arms up do I have teeth today.

Now that is what I call TOFTT. Thanks for the warning buddy. Glad your injuries were not more serious.

 

[FredSanfordII]

I've been noticing these more and more now that you mentioned it: in front of the 7 Eleven, Circle K, Bank of Montreal, Dominos, Pizza 73, Haircuts... Every time I see them now, I say "whoa, Cabinmon" and I take precautions going around or above them. Thanks for the warning, it's saved me from doing a face plant and breaking my glasses.

 

[Cabinmon]

I've been noticing these more and more now that you mentioned it: in front of the 7 Eleven, Circle K, Bank of Montreal, Dominos, Pizza 73, Haircuts... Every time I see them now, I say "whoa, Cabinmon" and I take precautions going around or above them. Thanks for the warning, it's saved me from doing a face plant and breaking my glasses.

You’re welcome but your glasses are easily replaced. Your teeth are not