We must stop...

[Egareitteb]

We Must Stop This immediately!
>> >Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper.
> Groceries are heavier.
>>And, everything is farther away..
> Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded
> to discover how long our street had become!
>>And, you know, people are less considerate now,
> especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all
> the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep
> repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same
> silent message until they're red in the face!
> What do they think I am, a lip reader?
>>I also think they are much younger than I was at the
> same age. On the other hand, people my own age are
> so much older than I am.
>>I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged
> so much that she didn't even recognize me.
>>I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing
> my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own
> refection.........Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not
> made the way they used to be!
>>Another thing, everyone drives so fast today! You're risking
> life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front
> of them.. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out
> awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in
> my rear view mirror.
>>Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days.
> Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or
> 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices that
> these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs,
> and bosom?
>>The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the
> same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually
> "believe" the number I see on that dial? HA! I would
> never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these
> people think they're fooling?
>>I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's
> going on -- but the telephone company is in on the
> conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such
> small type that no one could ever find a number in here!
>>All I can do is pass along this warning:
> We are under attack! Unless something drastic happens,
> pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these
> awful indignities.
>>PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU
> KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET
> THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
>> >PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size,
> because something has caused fonts to be smaller
> than they once were too! >>
>


Lesley