Weird guy in weird van

[SeaF]

I was driving around HFH, too poor to go there ( I was in the vicinity for other reasons), and I saw a massage sign on a post across the HFH crossing. Across Romanos. It was pointing in the opposite direction form HFH. I first thought its just HFH, but curiosity got the better of me, and I drove around. Took me some time to notice the "Body Tech" sign on a door in a plaza, some neon strips but no other signs, no "spa" or "massage" or "health" or anything.

Parked my car and I noticed a van sitting maybe 9 parking spaces away from me (mud color), with a guy in it staring at me. The van was right in front of the massage place. I ignored him, locked up the car and went to the door without looking at the guy. Door is locked. After ringing out comes a chubby but sexily dressed EE woman with a big smile. So I wasnt wrong about the place. She drags me in. Once I'm in there I ask the price, 40. Good fits my budget, but I realize its on the debit. She would only take cash. While we're talking theres a knock on the door. She kinda ignores it. Theres another knock. She looks at a monitoring TV on the desk says "hmmm theres a man outside my door" in a confused way, says wait a sec and goes to the door. Now I'm close to the monitor showing a man outside a door leanin on and peeking through the door intently. Weird.

She comes back in says so you dont have cash.. and smiles in a way that says sorry, cant do much there. As I'm leaving this white guy in a coat with an angry look barges in. I do the polite nod by reflex, he just looks away.

As I start my car and start driving, I notice he's out and starting his van. I dont get it.

Is he LE? Are they using vans now? Cant be LE with the way he so quickly started knocking and peeking through the door. I never saw any officers. Is he just weird, likes to barge in on people? Did he carry weapons? Is he the violent morality types going after these joints and their patrons?

I'm tempted to visit that place again and ask. This time with cash. But what if she's LE too? Even though she acted quite weird at the door-knocking guy and really she paid attention to the door first. I'm so confused.

 

[Rock on mofo]

Well , Maybe its of of those guys who has a crush on some MPa who works there

It happened to me once at another Mp, where one guy would be there every sunday afternoon staring at the entrance of the SPA, when i mentioned it to my attendant she said, the guy has a crush on the other girl and would visit her twice everyday

 

[Elsabe]

weird guys in normal vans are scary enough, now we have to deal with weird guys in matching weird vans

 

[RuddiGer]

Maybe it's the attendants jealous husband or boyfriend!

 

[fantasy fotballer]

ahh i was just me in the van,was just waiting for someone else to go in first and make sure the coast was clear.no sirens or flashing lights when he went so i thought it was safe. lol

and my van is not wierd,i may be but leave my van out of it.

 

[kiwi mum to one and a bun]

Maybe they were filming a new Star Trek episode

 

[Beebs]

You are correct (except for the jealous thing).

The guy is my friend Dennis. His GF works there and as he told me "The coin she makes is great, but every once in a while one of those fucking losers she jerks off falls in love with her and will not take "no" for an answer."

He said that if he shows up at the spa and rattle's the John's cage, most times they get the message and leave his GF alone.

 

[condosgirl]

Are you serious? Or just kidding?

 

[XRatedMisfit]

Sorry, it was me. I just needed to use the washroom.

 

[rock freak]

He's deadly serious. Dennis is basically the unofficial MPA protector. If he finds out a guy is harassing an MPA in any manner, Dennis will find out who you are and keep tabs on you until you clean up your act. If you don't clean up your act you can expect Dennis to smarten you up with some vicious vigilante justice.

Unfortunately I learned about Dennis the hard way.

PS Yes, Dennis is also a massage community member.

 

[Tayman]

O.K. Rusty so what your telling me is this guy (Denis) in the van is (MPA PATROL) like security.

He should decal his van with nice big letters MPA PATROL and put some flashing lights, it would be more effective.

 

[spinner]

Too flashy for Dennis. He even snapped at me when Ref and I suggested he put a Dennis The Menace sticker on his bumper. The diarrhea shade of brown sends a message that says " If I'm crazy enough to drive in a diarrhea brown van, I'm crazy enough to put and end to you and your freaky little hobby."

PS Dennis, if I'm giving out too much info on you just let me know by way of a PM. Thanks and I hope you found your Cameron@HFH model vagina.

 

[Adam D]

I guess you're right it would be too flashy, so I guess it's safe to say Dennis would be like an undercover MPA PATROL.

 

[OLD MAN OF KNOWLEDGE]

In your EYE'S if you say Dennis is cool, then I believe you; why wouldn't I with a handle like EYEOFTHEDRAGON!