Weirdest thing a massage lady ever did to you

[Deleted member 79939]

Here is Weirdest thing a massage lady ever did to me :
A. I pay my 40 dollars and as the massage starts . She like a typical feel my body . She starts feeling my legs and works up to my butt . Open my butt cheek and look at my asshole and says “ cute “. And then closes it .

What was the Weirdest thing a massage lady ever did to you?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Weirdest ?
Put honey in my ***** and suck it off

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Used non poisonous plants, pigeon pea and snakes and one twilight page during the turkey finish

 

[cali99]

Weirdest thing?
she took a hit off that crack pipe and then rimmed my asshole and tried blowing the smoke up my ass!
sister was freaky!

 

[cali99]

Now I shared one.. you should share one too!

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Weirdest thing?
she took a hit off that crack pipe and then rimmed my asshole and tried blowing the smoke up my ass!
sister was freaky!

Does work near Richmond hill ? By chance

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Now I shared one.. you should share one too!

Why does the lady at eggsmart spa give bj but it actually feels like a hand job .
How come she can’t watch porn when a lady gives bj for 250 why must she must not use her hands

 

[cali99]

Do you know that the egg smart serves you by robots?
but the guy who made those robots, is a good salesman.. he told the blone, give it time, it will work!
now the dude
in his late 69’s but must be fairly good with mechanical stuff. The waitress told him it is nt working really! But he had a come back pitch.
it was a very amusing conversation to say the least! Check the blond milf!
as it was a good distraction of my fears for seeing
Lucy and if she would like me.