Wella Jokes

[shark4056]

SORRY FOR THE HARSH WORDS USED
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey
?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le beti kuch
to pehan le!



* Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek
ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

* Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai
Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag
Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law'
kehta hai?

* Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is
kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye
hain

Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks
no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.

* Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko
karne denge.

* What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in
heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

* Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi
Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do



What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that
comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir
chad ke bolegi.

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did
they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

* What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New
Underwear.

* Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not
ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

* Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka
to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6"
ka hi hota hai.


* Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10
ghode pade hain

In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates Gal answered
shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.

 

[Kevin Parrinello]

^^^ :lmao:

 

[Jispimpommess]

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