Wellness Health Spa

[Pompal 09.]

At Keele and Finch in the same complex as Sunshine Spa. How naive of me. I tried coming in during the day a late 40ish early 50 Russian lady greeted me and quickly ushered me upstairs.

Being stupid that I am I went upstairs without asking any questions nor realized the warning signs that she was not asking me any questions.

She asked me if I wanted a shower and I said yes and pointed me back downstairs. I asked where are the ladies and she said they'll be ready when I get back to the room.

My dumbed ass self went downstairs and took a shower. When I got back to the room I disrobed layed down. Sure enough the hag came back and said the she was the only one available.

WTF? I already showered lying down naked. What the hell was I supposed to do?

I bit the bullet and let her massage me. She gave me the standard options but I said to myself that I must not let her take her clothes off.

Although she gives a good massage, I cringed to the touch and did not last 10 minutes before I asked her to stop. I paid the room fee and left.

Looks = 3
Attitude = 10 (she outsmarted me blow by blow)
Massage = 7
Sensuality = 1
Repeat = HELL NO!

Consider yourselves warned.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You must be referring to Helga.

Listen up buddy, Helga is my wife!

She told me all about you and your attitude.

Helga works hard at her job and is proud of her handjob skills.

Her favourite extra is the "Onion-Ring" She places numerous onion rings over your shaft and slowly devours them while tugging on your ass hairs. I'd like to see the "High-End" spas offer that kind of service!

Helga began stroking cock back in Russia shortly after Perestroika. One night while consuming a pile of homemade potato wine, she told me that she once jerked off Gorbachev while he was filming a movie in her home town.

Granted Helga may be getting up there in years, but like a good seasoned employee, experience is worth the price of admission.

Helga has a such a sweet touch that during a prostate massage she will not only tickle your love button, but she will insert her whole arm up your rectum and jerk you off from the inside.

Repeat = HELL YES!

 

[oldtimekid]

do the onion rings go in with the arm?

 

[susudio]

Naturally I immediately went to visit this spa on the basis of these reviews.

Helga asked me if I wanted "oil or powder" -- I said "oil" and asked about the french fry option. (I meant to say onion ring.)

When I regained consciousness....

Are third degree burns an STD?

 

[cool person]

O man Helga sounds hot especially with the 'jerk from inside' option

 

[SUPER_TOOTH_FAIRY]

I concur.

You'll get one Helga of a massage.

If you are nice, she'll share the onion rings with you afterward.

She is also not a clock watcher. We went over our time by 1 hour sharing different frying techniques while eating the onion rings and drinking Brio.

 

[Ajierene]

I'm glad you all had a great time with Helga. She massages like Boris.

Did you know she recycles the left over onion rings to her clients? That explains the essence of the special juicy taste.