Went to 8 fucking spas to get laid

[IronHeart]

1. Lily Spa in Barrie: plain looking Asian woman in 30's. Not interested. There are 3 other spas in the plaza (Barrie Health Center, Jasmine Spa, Dunlop Holistic), didn't bother to check out the rest.

2. Sunshine Spa: shitshine spa, called to confirm Jamie's working, but not there when I arrived, receptionist was Chinese mamasan, asked "how long do you want to stay dear", I was like, WTF are you nuts, I didn't even see your line-up! She acted confused when I mentioned Jamie, tried to get me another girl, I told her straight up to cut the bullshit and walked. SO FUCK YOU SUNSHINE SPA, never going back.

3. A Eden Spa: seems like they're closed, no sign on the outside, dunno what happened.

4. Orchard Spa (in HSBC building): there's a stupid Indian security guard inside the building, so I came in from outside (had to press the buzzer), two old Asian women in their late 40's, both are not very good-looking, I asked for Sami, they told me she's not working. I don't think I'm ever going back.

5. Just Relax: there was a guy painting the reception area, there's a cute looking Asian woman, asked if I have appointment, and told me she's the owner, I asked if I can have her for massage, she said she doesn't do massages. She said she had 5 girls working, and Sophie was available, I asked to see Sophie, she wouldn't let me see the girl, then she recommended Yuki, who would be finishing in 5 minutes, I told her I like to see what I buy, and she said "we do massage here, not 'service' ", I chuckled and told her "next time".

6. Shangri-La: an Asian woman in her 40's with square face greeted me told me all three girls were busy, I didn't like her square face, so I left.

7. Blue Ocean Wellness: a super petite Asian woman in her 30's greeted me, I didn't like her face, asked to see the other girl Susan, whom I thought was a decent-looking milf...was tempted to take her, but then I noticed she had bad teeth, and probably speech impediment, didn't bother to stay.

8. The last spa: a pretty Asian woman greeted me, early 30's, nice face, decent height, everything good except for fake tits and tattoo on the belly (both I discovered after she took off her clothes) had FS with her, damage $180 ($60 for 45 minutes plus $120 for drilling her pussy).

 

[Forreal]

1. Lily Spa in Barrie: plain looking Asian woman in 30's. Not interested. There are 3 other spas in the plaza (Barrie Health Center, Jasmine Spa, Dunlop Holistic), didn't bother to check out the rest.
Is this shit for real ?

2. Sunshine Spa: shitshine spa, called to confirm Jamie's working, but not there when I arrived, receptionist was Chinese mamasan, asked "how long do you want to stay dear", I was like, WTF are you nuts, I didn't even see your line-up! She acted confused when I mentioned Jamie, tried to get me another girl, I told her straight up to cut the bullshit and walked. SO FUCK YOU SUNSHINE SPA, never going back.

3. A Eden Spa: seems like they're closed, no sign on the outside, dunno what happened.

4. Orchard Spa (in HSBC building): there's a stupid Indian security guard inside the building, so I came in from outside (had to press the buzzer), two old Asian women in their late 40's, both are not very good-looking, I asked for Sami, they told me she's not working. I don't think I'm ever going back.

5. Just Relax: there was a guy painting the reception area, there's a cute looking Asian woman, asked if I have appointment, and told me she's the owner, I asked if I can have her for massage, she said she doesn't do massages. She said she had 5 girls working, and Sophie was available, I asked to see Sophie, she wouldn't let me see the girl, then she recommended Yuki, who would be finishing in 5 minutes, I told her I like to see what I buy, and she said "we do massage here, not 'service' ", I chuckled and told her "next time".

6. Shangri-La: an Asian woman in her 40's with square face greeted me told me all three girls were busy, I didn't like her square face, so I left.

7. Blue Ocean Wellness: a super petite Asian woman in her 30's greeted me, I didn't like her face, asked to see the other girl Susan, whom I thought was a decent-looking milf...was tempted to take her, but then I noticed she had bad teeth, and probably speech impediment, didn't bother to stay.

8. The last spa: a pretty Asian woman greeted me, early 30's, nice face, decent height, everything good except for fake tits and tattoo on the belly (both I discovered after she took off her clothes) had FS with her, damage $180 ($60 for 45 minutes plus $120 for drilling her pussy).

 

[JaimeWolf]

2. Sunshine Spa: shitshine spa, called to confirm Jamie's working, but not there when I arrived, receptionist was Chinese mamasan, asked "how long do you want to stay dear", I was like, WTF are you nuts, I didn't even see your line-up! She acted confused when I mentioned Jamie, tried to get me another girl, I told her straight up to cut the bullshit and walked. SO FUCK YOU SUNSHINE SPA, never going back.

3. A Eden Spa: seems like they're closed, no sign on the outside, dunno what happened.

4. Orchard Spa (in HSBC building): there's a stupid Indian security guard inside the building, so I came in from outside (had to press the buzzer), two old Asian women in their late 40's, both are not very good-looking, I asked for Sami, they told me she's not working. I don't think I'm ever going back.

5. Just Relax: there was a guy painting the reception area, there's a cute looking Asian woman, asked if I have appointment, and told me she's the owner, I asked if I can have her for massage, she said she doesn't do massages. She said she had 5 girls working, and Sophie was available, I asked to see Sophie, she wouldn't let me see the girl, then she recommended Yuki, who would be finishing in 5 minutes, I told her I like to see what I buy, and she said "we do massage here, not 'service' ", I chuckled and told her "next time".
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8. The last spa: a pretty Asian woman greeted me, early 30's, nice face, decent height, everything good except for fake tits and tattoo on the belly (both I discovered after she took off her clothes) had FS with her, damage $180 ($60 for 45 minutes plus $120 for drilling her pussy).

I hope this wasn't the exact order you visited the spas, driving across the city 3 times?

What is the name of the #8 spa?

 

[IronHeart]

That's the exact order. I first went to Barrie waterfront for some water fun.

#8 is in the same plaza as Blue Ocean, on the back side.

I wouldn't drive to North York/Markham/Richmond Hill if that fucking Shitshine spa was reliable. After all that bullshit I didn't get to see Jamie. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.