Went to blue lagoon.......oh god.......

[Lumidare]

what a mistake! I'm such an idiot. I even tell other guys on this site not to go there, and sure enough, I thought just maybe, just maybe, there might be something half decent there at 5am on the weekend. This place never fails to amaze me. It sucks beyond comprehension. The girl was semi-hot, the massage was absolute garbage, I mean garbage. It was so bad I felt like robbing a bank to get my $130 back.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah, that place is all show.

They don't need to offer a good massage since they got all the suckers from CB reading their stupid flyers.

 

[Braniac w/ no Brain]

I went there years ago, like maybe 3 or 4, I think. It was a dump even back then. I vowed I would never return, and I have kept to my vow up to now!

I have driven past it many times, and wondered, but you know what they say.... "curiosity killed the cat"

TOF

 

[Slightly Offkilter]

In all due fairness... How can you expect anyone to give a motivating
massage at 5am in the morning?


Even my regulars suck large after 2 or 3am.

 

[Pompal 09.]

If that's the case, don't bother open MP at those hours or work at those hours. In all due fairness, we'd assume we'd receive the service that's worth our money. MPA who works at 5am never complain about taking our money. In fact they are very excited about it. They are just not excited about providing the service. Not every MPA, but many are like that though. (especially Blue Lagoon)

 

[Free to be.]

Probably the only reason why Blue Lagoon is still in business is because of their advertising (Toronto Sun & Flyer's at Strippys) or those poor suckers who don't know that their are much better choices out there. Blue Lagoon has the largest ad for any MP in the Toronto Sun so I can see newbies going for that. Once there, you're just a number and don't be suprised if you hear 'next' a lot. In my case, I used to go to Elite Retreat for a few years until I discovered the likes of Allure. Elite Retreat is not a dump like Blue Lagoon but you have to dig thru shit to find the jewels.

 

[stargazer (lost in space)]

One point to be made here: Why should the massage suck if it is at 2, 3 or even 5 a.m? The ladies working these shifts don't start until 10 or 11 p.m. It's like saying someone working 11 to 5 p.m. will stink at their job around 2 p.m.

Bottom line: the only reason Blue Lagoon is still around is because of the business they get from the local hotels and strip clubs. They have always been below par and always will be.

Suggestion: next time go north to Steeles over to Tobram. SRM (Steeles Royal) is a ten minute drive from Blue Lagoon and far superior!

 

[Obastro]

*shakes head*

Why? oh why?

Blue Lagoon is a dump - end of story.

If you want to roll the dice and come up snake eyes more times than not, then; by all means - go. If you want to get the best bang for your buck - go somewhere else.