What an MPA has to say!!!

[Jingjing]

Would you agree that the last thing you want to hear from your favourite MPA is; "Be gentle with my pussy, it's sore from all the sex I got".

Do we as attendee's need to be reminded of how much sex we're not getting?

 

[Rli R]

Although that is a bad reason and any good MPA knows not to say that, we do have sore days, and it is important she feel comfortable to say something.

But that would dry me right up too!!

 

[madcowbutcher]

Originally posted by IMNOTBacon
Would you agree that the last thing you want to hear from your favourite MPA is; "Be gentle with my pussy, it's sore from all the sex I got".

Maybe you would prefer the mpa to say:

"Be gentle with my pussy, I'm sorry for all the sex I
got"

 

[Dreamily]

Originally posted by Red Stiletto


LOL

I do think it was tacky for her to say what she said, however keep in mind that I have encountered several clients who seem to get off in knowing the juicy details of our own sex lives.

"When was the last time you got f****d?" has been asked of me more than just a few times.


Maybe she just thought she would get you all hot and excited while you thought of all the crazy/ nasty sex she just had (????) ......

 

[pr0carbine]

No that wouldn't be the last thing I'd want to hear. In fact, it wouldn't bother me at all.

 

[seeme1995]

The last thing I'd want to hear is, "So, is that as big as it gets?"

 

[lydia g]

Do you want your MPA to say:
My new Japanese Itchy-Pussy car has the colour of a pink Kimono.

 

[training day]

Since you brought it up...

Please don't ask us -->

"Is it big?"
"Do you like it?"
"Is it too small?"
etc. etc.


Any response you will receive will sound like a line regardless of the truth .

 

[Margaret]

Lynn do guys actually ask those questions? I would think any guy going to an MP would be comfortable with their size?

 

[tommy the toucher]

Those questions and more on the same subject:

1. "This is probably the biggest one you have EVER seen"
2. "Your an expert, would this please a girl"
3. "Pretend it's really big and your having a hard time with it"
4. "You may want to call in another mpa to help you"
5. "I know you want it, don't lose the chance"
6. "Can you handle this, show me what you got"

 

[Sourkandy19]

I never ask them, I just watch the look of shock and awe on their faces

 

[Alisha]

... because they have never seen such a small dick on such a big dick? That is what you meant, right?

And y'all wonder why I got the "Current title" I have. hahaha Read the disclaimer ... read the disclaimer!

 

[bestbiz]

I've been informed of similar facts and took it as a request for some soothing TLC.

However upon repeat visits with said MPA, her bragging about about her oral talents became annoying. I can make any guy come blah blah blah ...