What are some movies quotes of characters introducing themselves?

[Lauren]

Such as "Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?" or "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I'm doing an informative speech on cult films, and I thought that quoting movies would be an interesting 'attention getter.' I'll also be using quotes to end my speech, so if you have any that pertain to 'goodbyes' and such, list them too please.

 

[Darth]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass"

George Nada - They Live

 

[Just-Me]

Here is a good Quote site that i really like. You might take a look there.

http://www.quotecrave.net

 

[Stupid]

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I am tonight's entertainment! I have only one question. Where is Harvey Dent?"- The Joker from the Dark Knight

"And I thought my jokes were bad"- The Joker from The Dark Knight

"And...here...we...go!"- The Joker from The Dark Knight

"You know goodbyes aren't forever"- Charlie from All Dos Go To Heaven

"And now the time has come for us to part. But, please. No long goodbyes. don't even look back, I want to remember you as you were. So, until next time, good night."- Alfred Hitchcock from Nightmare in 4-D

well that's it for now, i'll probably be back.

 

[A person you dont know]

What about: "My name is Bond, James Bond." ?