I bet you've wondered why country is pronounced cunt tree . Then you probably fantasized about what a wonderful world it would be if you could grow a cunt tree . You could water , fertilize it , trim it and when it matured you could fuck it .
Life can be unfair . Women have cucumbers , banana's , zuchini's, stick shifts etc but what do men have ?
Yes we got sheep and chickens but that doesn't work for the vegetarians . Plus apartment / condo dwellers can have a small cunt tree ( bonzai ) on their balcony but there are bylaws against livestock .