What did you learn today?.

[otterly evil]

They say we learn someting new everyday. How about members posting here what you have learned today that may come in handy one day.


Not today but yesterday was at a friend's house and guess what.

Never try to take a bone out of a dog's mouth even if it's a small dog. I know it's an old saying and never tried it for the obvious reasons. Bumb me tried it last night.

 

[Honey Bees]

Not everyone thinks before speaking.

 

[tamara k]

Change is inevitable.

(Always knew that but wanted to share)

 

[boo you whore =D]

Patience can be rewarding.

 

[meeeeeepx3]

Never fruck with a full stomach :neutral: :tongue:

 

[lunajanett]

Little ol' ladies over the age of 75 should NOT have a pin credit card....or any sort of pin for that matter, except if their sewing :grrrrrr:

 

[Lady Burps Alot]

Men too! Was standing behind a dude (looked about 80+) at Canadian Tire this afternoon... TOOK HIM 5 TRIES to punch his number in! (By the 4th try I was about ready to pay for his $8.00 purchase myself!

)

 

[betteryawn]

Never fuck another man's wife

 

[White Delight is awesome!]

Ummm... OK. :shock:

(But... what if I have permission... again! Can my wife fuck another man's wife?)

 

[Cheryl H]

Sometimes it is just a rash

 

[Larin]

Were ya buying a new bike? :he:

 

[AdminGirLX]

Ya... found a good deal on a Steven Bauer Mistral, circa 1986! :tongue:

Seriously though, I needed a new bulb for my back-up lights... for my truck.

 

[Shadow Striker]

What truck?...tbot can thank me later....hee hee

 

[douglowesplace]

mumblemumblemumbleBITEMEmumblemumblemumble

:grrrrrr:

 

[TheGrandOnion]

You can't always know what to expect.

 

[Darn]

I learned that misandry is the female equivalent of misogyny.......

 

[Blake]

Sounds like you set yourself up for a story and then didn't deliver. That's not like you tboy. WTF?

 

[MadChuckD]

lol no story for a change.....just someone mentioned it on another board and thought "wtf does that mean"? Just so happens that ever since gen called me a misogynist last year I always wondered what the female version was.....just never looked it up and voila, someone used it in a sentence!!!

 

[Helicreature]

You love her
but she loves him
And he loves somebody else
you just can't win
And so it goes
till the day you die
This thing they call love
it's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
the reds and the pinks
One thing's for sure
(Love stinks)

 

[Pompal 09.]

Who wrote this song?