What Do I Say When the Phone Rings for Room Massage?

[Pompal 09.]

What is the Chinese term for "massage?"

 

[Candleguy:]

Bro, u in CA? How long u gonna be around. Know CP like the back of my hand but would love to try CA. If someone would only show me around.

Especially MGM in CA. Thats where I m gonna be on 1st of April. No April's Fool here. Going to be a week long party. Yeeha!!!

 

[Nicklover]

Thanks!

The drinks are on me in CA...

 

[balloon buster]

A quick lesson for all u non-mandarin speaking bros out there:

ni hao - how are you? could be a question or even just a greeting. will get a ni hao back as well.
you - ni
I, me - wo
yes - shi
good - hao
Greeting - ni hao - you good, can be used anytime of the day
how are you? - ni hao ma? , ma is used for expressing a question
no - bu
is not - bu shi
want - yao
dont want - bu yao (get it?)
? - ma, to express a question
you want me? - ni yao wo ma?
I want you - wo yao ni
cute - ke ai
you cute - ni ke ai
love - ai
you love me? - ni ai wo ma? lots of girls will ask you this. part of the game.
like - shi huan
you like me? - ni shi huan wo ma?
have - you (pronounced "YO" and ends with u, like in wu)
girl - nu hai
you have girl? - ni you nu hai ma?
pretty - piao liang
you pretty - ni piao liang
drink - he
you drink - ni he
I drink - wo he
dont want drink - bu yao he
thanks - xie xie (x is pronounced as sh but sharper, just use sh)
thank you - xie xie ni
correct, right - dui
how much - duo shao
how much money - duo shao qian
money - qian (q is pronounced as ch)
dollars - kuai (used as counter for money)
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, 100, 1000 - yi, er, san, shi, wu, liu,qi, ba, jiu, shi, bai, qian
20 dollars - er shi kuai
300 dollars - san bai kuai
4000 dollars - shi qian kuai
RMB - ren ming bi
full service - quan tao (pronounced chuen tao)
do you have full service - ni you quan tao ma?
bj - chui xiao
you bj? - ni chui xiao ma?
hj - da fei ji (forget about asking for hj, you can do it urself, why pay??? lol)
boobs - bobo
little sister - xiao mei mei
little brother - xiao di di

So when you get a call in your room, dont say dui - correct, dont mean anything. I want a girl - wo yao nu hai. how much - duo shao qian.

Translate from english literally. quite simple if you get used to it. Any more quest, just post...

 

[spiderking88]

My Mandarin is rudimentary, and I have gotten the call twice tonight, once at 10, then at 10:40. What do I say in Patungua that means "Yes, send a girl up?"

I reply dwei dwei and they just hang up after asking a question...something something ma. I know ma means a question.