What do you say right after sex?

[Pompal 09.]

Where's my cigarette?

 

[Bhuwisit]

gulp

 

[A Guy]

can you please send your sister in when you go out?

 

[beka]

'Are you ok?':kiss:

'I'm ok. Dont worry!':intello:

'I think I came?':

 

[Jessica H]

Cya gotta go!

 

[John B]

King too funny. Ray that is my line.

 

[kayclarkey]

Lol, someone put a couple of big LOL smileys pls.

 

[CandM]

hahahahha thats hilarious!!!!

 

[Drunk Chicken]

each other?

Then;

"Scuse me, may I fuck someone, please?'

'YOU two may not need a dick, but I need some attention!'

'Ooops! Sorry, it was just so HOT watching!':neutral:

 

[$D@VI3$]

Yes, honey, I'll be right home.

Did the kids get their report cards today ?

 

[Nicki]

::

 

[Jane Doe]

Thats it???

 

[countryjohn]

Haha, gotta use that when I see Jessie or Maxime.

 

[Datukgong Bean Laden]

"Whaddya mean put it in....I'm done...." :shock:

 

[whittneylacrosse]

This captures it best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU

 

[thatswhatshesaid22]

1. Now serving #

2. There's a bus ticket on the counter, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

3. No, you cannot leave your toothbrush here and don't ask about getting a drawer either.

4. After you do the dishes, on your way out toss out the garbage please.

5. Sure you can shower, but make it fast, I don't want the neighbours to see you.

6. Thanks, I know I was fantastic. You were okay too.

7. It's hot get out of my bed.

8. I like scrambled eggs and crispy bacon and freshly squeezed orange juice

9. No, I can't drive you to school, I grew up with several of your teachers.

10. I gotta take a huge dump

 

[bash]

Oh sorry, were you about to cum:tongue:

 

[Dentist]

Sorry.

 

[erideni]

: :great: Never happened to me. :neutral:

 

[Office Monkey]

"Oooops, sorry....let me get you a towel...."