what gender is it?

[Benjamin!]

Cute.. the hourglass one tho... YIKES!!!!!!!:shock1:

 

[Deaner]

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. BUT, what you may not know is that many of these items have a gender. For example:

1. Ziploc Bags - Male - Because they hold everything in but you can see right through
them.

2. Copier - Female - Because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the
wrong buttons are pushed.

3. Tire - Male - Because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

4. Hot Air Balloon - Male -Because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under
it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

5. Sponges - Female - Because they're soft and squeezable - - - and retain water.

6. Web Page - Female - Because it's always getting hit on.

7. Subway - Male - Because it uses the same old lines to pick up people.

8. Hourglass - Female - Because, over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9. Hammer - Male - Because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's
handy to have around.

10. Remote Control - Female - HA ! ! ! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? ? ?

BUT - - - consider that it gives a man pleasure- - - -he'd be lost without it,