What I want...

[marys.momma]

Hey there,

As a guy who drives through the GTA on a regular basis, this is my question:

Where can I find a girl to give me a HJ for $20? No room fee, just a straight HJ. I don't even care if she reeks or has no teeth or is 100 years old.

I give $20, you give HJ.

Does this exist?

Thanks!

 

[Schnuckums]

Streetwalker

 

[StrawDog]

I guess I don't get it. If what you want is the cheapest possible ejaculation, why don't you get yourself a magazine and have a nice one-hand encounter with yourself. Cost: $10. As Tom Waits would say, you don't have to tie yourself up or anything weird like that. Cheaper yet, just close your eyes and use your imagination. You don't even need to spend money on hand lotion if you use your own spit, it works great as a lubricant and it costs nothing.

I assume (perhaps it is arrogant on my part) I can speak for the majority of massageplanet.netites that what we want is a fun interaction with a beautiful woman, without breaking our bank account.

Sorry, no offense, but I just don't get what you want.

 

[Eric C.]

Well stated! Meow!

 

[Kylie S]

There are lots of MPs where basic is $35.

??$20?? Even I'm not that cheap.

 

[Natalie P]

Hell, for $20 bucks I would do it to him, but I get to use a cheese grater and BBQ Tongs

Man, open the purse strings a little, or surf for porn. It's free, disease free, open 24/7 and you get what you want, and then some...

Just my $0.02

 

[Land in Sicht]

Is there a nomination for most pathetic thread of the year?

This post has to be a joke, just to yank people's chains.

 

[Beckie]

- C'mon guys, this question can't be for real. Why are we reading any more, or replying ? ?

 

[MyCheMicALmuse]

His request and massageplanet.net handle are so perfectly matched for each other...

 

[politically_incorrect]

Never mind the flamers. I've heard of this happening, so it's not impossible. All you have to do is ask, maybe offer to pay half-price for half the time. You could try your regular mpas first because they might be more willing to deal with someone they know, or you could look for someone who is desperate (or eager, perhaps?) for the money and isn't busy enough (basically, look for a shop with one attendant and catch her when she hasn't had a customer in hours).

 

[bryanmccarey]

See calloway's comment, and apply to the above post...

 

[jenna b]

Yah... taking advantage of desperate women to get really cheap sex... yah... we are right there on that. NOT.

You guys any relation to a guy name T-****?

 

[ABakeLite]

Seriously, if a girl will give you a massage and a HJ for $40 and take half an hour why wouldn't she give you a HJ for $20 and take 5 minutes (or so). She has to give the HJ either way and saves a tonne of time.

 

[`??????]

If a MPA wants to do it. Just take a quick 5 mins and give you a fast HJ and she is not doing it out of desperation for business then I guess that's OK if that is what both parties want. For me though that would be just to cold and fast. I like to enjoy the whole experience. That's why I almost always go to Asian places. Most I have been to give an excellent massage and usually a nice finish. And it don't cost a small fortune. I'm all for saving money... but $20. is a little too cheap I think. Unless like I say... the girl wants to and it only takes 5 mins... but that's not my thing.

 

[ya_staff]

Sorry guys. I was just asking!