What is a funny way to introduce myself?

[College Chick]

I have to write an autobiography and I want a funny way to introduce myself. I could start out with: Hello! My name is Kim, and I am an alcoholic. I think it is kind of demeaning though. I don't wanna be mean like that. People really struggle with issues like that.

 

[Witch Of The Night]

How I introduce myself & I will list why at the end!

If I never met someone, one of my friends or family says "This is so & so" I will go to shake thier hand & in a loud fast voice I would say "How you doing" while shaking thier hand as if I was shaking a bug off my hand but with a firm grip of thier hand!

Why do I do this?
Because I know im crazy, I know I have crazy thoughts & I want the person to get a taste of who I am from get go. If they cant handle that, then they cant handle me. If they can handle it, then they might can handle me.

I dont know if this will help you but I figured it would at least give you a laugh!

 

[Tea]

I don't think its demeaning, a lot of comedians make fun of themselves for being alcoholics, just look at Chelsea handler. Maybe just don't use the word alcoholic, change it up a bit. "Hello! My name is Kim, and I love vodka" or something that no one could really take offence to.

 

[Jessica R]

yeah don't start out with " I am an alcoholic" people will actually take it offensive or seriously.

start out with a punch line hehe. Throw in a great joke.

I was watching a comedian on americas got talent, and he said

" I recently got fired from the poupon Mustard company.. wanna know why? They didn't like the " poupon me " ad I suggested".. it was funny but simple!