What professional wrestlers could you see working as hired muscle at IT.......

[Tukmyhamster]

Everyone knows that IT not only has the best looking woman, but also has the most intimidating men working there. Paul, the really built blond haired guy and and the massive black haired guy that looks like Batista are definitely not a triumverant to be messed with.

Last night while Sebastian and I were drinking some homemade wine, we started to debate as to which wrestlers we could see working at IT.

Here's who we came up with.

1) Kevin Nash - Big Daddy Cool just has the perfect mix of raw size, great people skills, and devilish good looks. This combination would keep the trouble makers in order, provide the customers with someone to chat with and keep the IT women happy with a little eye candy.

2) Bill Goldberg - Looks like the kind of guy that's a hardworker and wont take shit from anybody.Thus, he would fit in nicely and keep IT running on all cylinders. Plus he looks fucking insane, which would no doubt minimize the number of guys going there to cause shit.

3) Scott "Flash" Norton - Not sure if you guys remember this fellow.Scott was a member of the coolest tag team ever, thats right he made up one half of "Vicious and Delicious" with Buff Bagwell. Scott Norton seems like the kind of guy that would make the women of IT feel completely secure while they are at work. Norton always looks like he's ready to rip your balls off if you do anything at all he disagrees with, plus he's another guy that looks crazy.Scott could no doubt play a role as IT muscle.

Here are a few that did'int make the cut.

Scott Hall : Would end up drunk out of his mind in Paul's office, as he begs the IT women to have an orgy with him. Could see Paul firing Scott Hall, pretty fast

Buff Bagwell : Buff would end up walking around the spa naked, telling all the IT women " You may have the stuff............but you're not Buff.......hehehehehehe I cant help that I look this good". This would no doubt piss off the girls and make for an unpleasent work environment.

Goldust : He's just way too strange. Could see alot of the IT women quitting because of this unique indvidual.

 

[Gmoney1000]

This is a stupid question. Who cares?

 

[The Stupid! It burns!]

You'd be surprised how many wrestling fans there are here.

 

[p0p0]

Only talking about guys.

 

[Luke808666]

I stopped watching wrestling about 10 years ago since beginning in the mid-late 80's but my vote would go to following (for obvious reasons):

Randy "Macho Man" Savage
Big John Stud
The Iron Shiek
Jake "The Snake" Roberts

or 2-3 of the midget wrestlers (just to watch them gang up and through a guy out).

 

[ally_girl22]

Jake "The Snake" and Randy Savage are drug addicts. They would end up stealing money from the cash register for their daily fixes of coccaine and heroin. They would get fired for theft.

Big John Stud would make a good fit.

The Iron Sheik likes to melt ice cubes inside his undies. Not sure if this would work for or against him, in terms of getting hired by Paul and getting along with the IT women.

 

[Head Like A Hole]

Didn't know that. See what you miss when you haven't watched wrestling for about 10 years or so (I was only a casual fan at best back then anyways).

I do remember they both had hot wives which I was hoping they could bring along (assuming they still looked that good, or where still with them).

 

[Brendan L]

My pick woul be "Val Venis" aka Chief Morley -
he'll be the one hogging all the towels!

 

[RANDALL]

 

[Jackie M]

I can't believe you left off Scott Steiner, who's gonna cause problems with a guys looking like that at the door. Kevin Nash is the best choice though no doubt.

 

[WhiteHat]

Knowing the extremely bad temper that Scott Steiner has, we figured he would'int be a good fit. I could picture Scott having a really bad day and yelling at one of the girls for something very trivial. Thus resulting in the IT girl going to Paul and complaing about how Scott treats the girls.

 

[pjamies]

How about the Undertaker or HHH...
For comic relief you can have the Hurricane...

 

[hephaestus]

ah the hurricane. the guys hilarious but I'd bet most the ladies at it or HFH can kick his ass.

 

[Paikea]

I'll take that bet.

 

[Brack_871]

What about Bastion Booger?

 

[Bakar]

Oh...one more...Batistar (spelling??)...the guy used to hang out with Flair and HHH and Orton B4 the injury.

 

[Muse to my Ears]

that would be Batista, he would work well. how about Ron Simmons, he could kick some ass and also seems like a decent guy to have a beer with.

 

[mrs. holden caulfield.]

What about Doink the Clown?

 

[jimbeam958]

u can't 4get about The BIG Show. no one would mess with him!

 

[parijatha]

Bradshaw and Faroouq - aka Ron Simmons - Acolyte Protection Agency. nuff said.