Paul GrASS might know...
"THE BOSS HAD TO LAY SOMEBODY OFF
it was between two people, Paul GrASS and Jack Williams.....Jack was a great worker, always on time, always did his work impeccably; Paul GrASS was a 62 year old ex con vietnam veteran white trailer trash racist alcoholic drug addict from Alabama who posted on Yahoo all day, in between fondling lakota boys and his retard adopted kids, creating over 100 sock accounts (LIB NEMESIS, NERD BEATER, PROUD REPUBLICAN, AUBREY, FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS, WHITE POWR SKINHEAD 1488, PROUD AMERICAN PATRIOT GUY, CONFEDERATE GUY AMERICAN PRIDE,JUST TO NAME A FEW) to cheat his way to the number one position, (he used to pose as Russell Means until he got suspended) which means he actually asks and answers his own questions, which is a MENTAL ILLNESS, always wasting company time.. and always showing up drunk
so the boss figured whoever was at the water cooler first would be the first to go... he saw Paul GrASS at the water cooler taking his daily aspirin for his heavy firewater consumption, and stated, "Paul, I either have to lay you or Jack off"
Paul GrASS replied, "can you jack off? I have a terrible hangover."