I can think of 365 odd days that would be perfect to stay open.
Prime Minister: "Darn, we have one of those erections next week...looks like we close the bars again"
Minister for Sh8tkicking: "Its an election boss, and we have a problem"
Prime Minister: "With my erection?"
Minister for Sh*tkicking: "No, the closing of bars for the Ellllleeeeection. Nicke from the Mai Thai bar in Phuket has about 12 BM's on tour and they love their beer, not to mention the thousands of other warm loving cultural contributers touring our fair lands from other countries.
Its time we took care of these people and the trillions of baht they inject into our economy...and thats not including the 2000 odd baht a night they pay just to talk to bar girls"
Prime Minister: "They pay that to talk to them?"
Minister for Sh8tkicking: "Apperently sir. Prostitution is illegal you know!"
Then I woke up...