When God passed out brains

[nurse curtis]

When God passed out brains, I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.
When God passed out looks, I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears, I thought He said beers, and I asked for two large ones.
When God passed out legs, I thought He said eggs, and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses, I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads, I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big with soft pillow one.
God Am I a mess?
No you're a SARDAR!!