When The Penis Asked For A Pay Rise

[Pompal 09.]

This is the letter and response for when the penis requested a pay rise at his work.

Dear whoever it may concern,
I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour, I work at great depths, I do not get weekends or public holidays off, I work in a damp enviroment, I work in a dark workplace with poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Yours sincerely,
P. Niss

The response...


Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request and consdering the points you raised, I regret to inform you that we have rejected your request for a pay rise for the following reasons:
You are incapable of working 8 hours straight, You fall asleep after brief work periods, you do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated into starting work, you leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift, you do not always observe necessary health and safety regulations such as wearing correct protective clothing, you are unable to work double shifts and if that was not all, you constantly enter the workplace carrying two suspicious bags!

Yours sincerely,
V. Gina.