You mean like an imaginary friend? Psh. Not since first grade.
Truth is, I have an parrot that sits on my left shoulder named Captain Jeffrey. Captain Jeffrey is like any other parrot, except he talks like a pirate and wears a sombrero. He is also studying to become an engineer at UVA.
The reason I bring him up is because my parents are considering sending me back to the local institution. Apparently to them, he is nonexistent. It's terribly rude of them to say, because this parrot has been a part of our family since my junior year in high school. They just have to believe, that is all.