When You Meet A Woman In The Morning

[Heakesaurry]

Can you figure out whether or not she was fucked last night?

 

[Phantom]

If she is in my bed, I would say yes.

 

[Synsane]

Absolutely. She's in the Seven-Eleven with 'just fucked' hair, glassy eyes, ordering unfiltered cigarettes, the Super Big Gulp coffee, with her shirttail hanging out over her big 'just fucked' ass, and tapping on her cell phone trying to figure out where she left her car and who's watching her kids.

:happy: :intello:

 

[deweydee]

Ask her if you can sniff her pussy, if she says no, it's a given. :whip:

 

[HisPrincess]

No wonder women are so nice in the mornings!

 

[Child]

I listen for the tell-tale sloshing sounds.

 

[jannsody]

Doesn't anyone recognize the "walk of shame" anymore?

 

[Erimus]

If she's in a bitchy mood - you know for sure she wasn't fucked last night

 

[Penguinfruit]

Not fucked very well, anyway. :happy:

 

[Tatiana Alveal [Peace.]]

You can always tell if it was a good one anyway if she's walking a bit funny :great:

 

[clueless??]

If a woman was freshly fucked, doesn't she look more brighter, more relax and her boobs are more elastic?

 

[Ali]

Yes if she has a shit eating grin on her face combined with tired looking eyes while yawning as if she had no sleep.

 

[Dr pushpinder k]

I usually just ask every woman I see before noon.

Seems like surprisingly few ladies get laid on a regular basis.

 

[hali :)]

Sniff her draws.