Where are all the fake boobs?

[Brother Jonathan]

Why is it so difficult to find a slim girl, with big fake tits, who gives a good, massage and DOESN'T overcharge?

While I've seen a few big racks, why does it always seem like it's the girls with fake tits that charge more? Are we paying for their boob jobs?

Is there anywhere West-ish (please, not downtown) where I can get a good, teasing, massage with a girl with a big, fake rack who will charge me less than $60 or $80 for a topless HJ?

Thanks for the help guys (or girls).