Where do you draw the line?

[dtoole]

Hi All,

After a recent visit to one of the establishments listed here. I realized I have a list of things I subconsciously check for or check against. These things, or sometimes the number of things will cause me to decide to either return again or never to return again. I know everyone's list and threshold may vary but I thought it would be good to share them (without naming names, people, etc.)

For example here's a list of things that if I see/experience any of (even one), I'll never return:

• Blatant reuse of old/dirty sheets
• Dirty shower (assuming one is available)
• Dirty/slippery/sticky floor
• Shady area with/or shady characters hanging around

What things are on your list that if you even see it once, it's enough to make you never return again? Note that I'm not talking necessarily about the quality of the massage but I believe that we all probably do a once-over check as we walk into a place to see if it's worth staying or worth returning.

 

[Snoopy99]

Stinky massage oils, half-hearted massages/massages with piano hands...

 

[Old Fart]

I agree with all of your's dtoole. another one I can't stand is a 55 minute back massage, then topless or whatever services offered last 5 minutes (even though you paid for an hour) with a jackhammer finish. And then, as if that is not bad enough, after completion, they keep jackhammering despite you being sensitive as hell, OR...they let go completely right away.

 

[m694ever]

55 minute back massage, then topless or whatever services offered last 5 minutes (even though you paid for an hour) with a jackhammer finish.

Nothing worse than a massage with zero tease, and then on the flip it's like " how much you pay me" .
Then they get mad because you turn them down.

 

[xy1000]

I agree with all of you above and I hope some of masseuse will read all it what you guy's saying...

 

[Rubmegood]

I think if there was a man at reception or as a therapist (as stated in another thread) I would spin around and not come back!

 

[Wills_willie]

For me the big one is cleanliness of the room and overall establishment. I'll walk out if the place isn't clean with decent sheets, not some threadbare cover on the table. Other than that I agree with Maestro.

 

[Old Fart]

included a build-up (teasing) during a one hour regular massage, attention back and forth to the lg., a climax, concluding with ten more minutes of chest, facial and/or scalp massage.

That's part of what made Miss V so wonderful. She'd start the tease while you still lying on your stomach !!! God How I miss that lady. We were so lucky to have her here.

 

[Old Fart]

I almost can hear and see guys crying while typing...

I've shorted out 3 keyboards so far.

 

[WasPOP]

I add to the list:
- up-selling
- cutting the time short

 

[CU4FUN]

That's part of what made Miss V so wonderful. She'd start the tease while you still lying on your stomach !!! God How I miss that lady. We were so lucky to have her here.

was that Vivian or Real Sunny?

 

[CU4FUN]

MISS V. is a nickname for Vivian. But reviews say Sunny is exceptional in her teasing buildup as well.

On any give day they both have equal service talents depending on moods, this talent is had to find,

 

[soybomber]

All above plus being the receptionist/RMT and leaving to answer door or call. Sooo distracting!

 

[Guy2013]

I have often toyed with the idea of driving to Calgary and back just to spend an hour with Miss V

 

[Old Fart]

I have often toyed with the idea of driving to Calgary and back just to spend an hour with Miss V

I have thought of it too lol. Such a nice lady. I don't even know where she works down there. Did a search and the only hit I got was one thread where someone was asking if someone knew anything about Coco who was a filling in for the vacationing Miss V.

 

[CU4FUN]

I have thought of it too lol. Such a nice lady. I don't even know where she works down there. Did a search and the only hit I got was one thread where someone was asking if someone knew anything about Coco who was a filling in for the vacationing Miss V.

That's the Virtue health pleasure spa 20 & Centre

 

[aro]

That's the Virtue health pleasure spa 20 & Centre

20th Ave and Edmonton Trail? This one? https://calgary.craigslist.ca/ths/6033057851.html

 

[Old Fart]

That's the Virtue health pleasure spa 20 & Centre

Thank you Sir. Much appreciated. A buddy going to Calgary for Easter. May just drive down together and spend a couple days on my own visiting a friend while my buddy does his own visiting family etc. Miss V would be surprised to see me. I'll have to try and make this happen.

 

[CU4FUN]

20th Ave and Edmonton Trail? This one? https://calgary.craigslist.ca/ths/6033057851.html

That's the pleasur palace 4 sure