Which MP has the sexiest name?

[lynnet bielech michaels]

I know it sounds silly but the name means alot.I remember the first time my brother in law Octavio decided to go to a MP.You know what criteria Octavio went by?that's right the MP name,no foolin.A good name can bring in an awful lot of extra business.So the question I pose to my fellow massageplanet.netitians is this.Which MP has the sexiest name? My vote goes to Blue Pearl,hmmmm there is something about envisioning all of the Blue Pearl beauties pouring Blue Pearls onto my naked body as I lay naked in my bathtub listening to Eye of the Tiger by the great one hit wonder Survivor........ohhhhhhh yeah.

PS Am I the only one here who watches Lizzy Maguire on Saturday mornings?

 

[Josef S]

...Oh, just to remind everyone: the same applies to MPs patrons. On my busy days, I also become very selective and show a strong preference for sexy "John names". Yeah, and then I perform a strict verification of the match between the name and the look upon arrival.

...so, in the context of the latest developments in The Lounge, it's not what handle you use when you book an appointment with us, it 's how sexy you sound that might or might not get you enjoyable experience.

P.S.
Hey, Tromby! Altsalmo sounds so fine, especially after you mentioned that he was an Italian heart throb...hm.

 

[keekee1]

Thank You Alanis, thank you. You've given me the secret. I always book with my real 'boring' name. Now I'll have to think up something really special. Any suggestions.

 

[Olivia D]

Alanis
Why thank you Alanis....you sound so booty -ful too,
perhaps we coud meet up at the jam tasting festival this Saturday.

 

[azn m0n]

My favourite name is "Goldusts hollywood dreams spa", I know its in montreal but it does have a cool name.

When I book my mp session i usuually put the name as knick and make sure to tell them its with a k.

P.S Antsalmo, Rusty and Octavio we meat at my house for appetizers and red stripe beer before the jam this saturday.

 

[aznclamgrl91]

Hey Tease Me,
Would you mind if I invite the lovely Alanis out with us to savour some of that famous Auntie Minervas' whole made limberger cheese? Its very aroma is like an aphrodisiac....
And YES I promise to behave this time unlike the time we were all in Pickle Lake, at that place when the chick really dug me...... Member what I did???? Yikes!!
But still it was quite rude of her to comment on how nice my one remaining tooth was. She goes "hey there, nice tooth, sexy!"

 

[Gamer]

Antsalmo please do invite Alanis. Maybe we could go for jello at the pudding factory. That is one of the best bars around. Jello shots all around.

Yah you have to behave for a girl to take two jokers out might be intimidating. Remember last time when got drunk and picked up a transvestite. The only thing that saved us was the transvestites icreddible stuttering that made it imberible to have a conversation.

P.S. Remember what I told you about tiger balm.

 

[mariettascheer]

Antsalmo do you really think Alanis could handle all 3 of us???? heck I dont even think she could handle you alone.Even though Alanis enjoys all forms of male erotica i think young Alanis might be a tad overwhelmed.Golly one of Antsalmo's nicknames is'int MEAT for nothing.Alanis if you're up for it you can venture off to The Lumberjacks Beard with us for an evening of some of the silliest stuff you will ever witness.It's up to you Ms Morrisette.

PS Shall we let Alanis sit in on a game of Golden Grahms???

 

[Andrew T]