Whom to marry

[rosie recipe]

>Three couples were married and stayed at the same
> > hotel for their
> > >honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by
> > Joe the Bellboy. The first
> > >man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room
> > and thought to himself,
> > >"What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to
> > trot".
> > >
> > >The second man married a telephone operator. Joe
> > showed them to their room
> > >and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one.
> > Telephone operators have
> > >sexy voices and once you pop that top button...".
> > >
> > >The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed
> > them to their room and
> > >thought to himself "poor guy, she's pretty but
> > teachers are just too
> > >frigid".
> > >
> > >The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in
> > the morning. He expected
> > >only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast
> > any minute and the other
> > >two would call much later in the day.
> > >
> > >6:00 a.m.
> > >---------
> > >The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting
> > breakfast. The nurse's
> > >husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in
> > shock. The man's pajamas
> > >were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Joe
> > asked, "What happened
> > >sir? You married a nurse.
> > >
> > >The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a
> > nurse. All I heard last
> > >night was her nagging voice saying " you're not
> > sanitary, you're not
> > >sanitary".
> > >
> > >Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the
> > next call.
> > >
> > >6:30 a.m .
> > >--------
> > >The telephone operator's husband calls for
> > breakfast. Joe brings it as fast
> > >as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the
> > door and Joe stepped
> > >back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were
> > properly combed and pressed.
> > >Joe asks," What happened? Telephone operators are
> > supposed to be as sexy as
> > >their voices."
> > >
> > >The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a
> > telephone operator. All I
> > >heard last night was her a nasal voice saying,
> > "your three minutes are up,
> > >your three minutes are up."
> > >
> > >Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the
> > teachers husband will be
> > >calling any minute.
> > >
> > >4:30 p.m.
> > >--------
> > >The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Joe
> > can't believe it but
> > >quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The
> > man opened the door and
> > >Joe took a step back in shock. He wore only his
> > boxers and his hair was a
> > >mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
> > legs. Joe fearing the
> > >worst asked " What happened to you? Did you have a
> > fight?"
> > >
> > >The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when
> > you marry be sure to
> > >marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was
> > her sexy smooth voice
> > >saying "We are going to do this over and over,
> > until we get it right