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Kelcie, love .
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i understand what you were going for and have heard it before but in the other ones i have heard she (or he) had no arms and no legs
like huffy said
it works better that way because when he says "your ****ed now" he really means it
i get your joke and know what you were going for you just left out a key part
like huffy said
it works better that way because when he says "your ****ed now" he really means it
i get your joke and know what you were going for you just left out a key part
Hergierne
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in original joke, the woman had no arms
and no legs and was on a beach...
kinda works better
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:heartbeat
and no legs and was on a beach...
kinda works better
::heartbeat
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what if she just swims back?
this guy should of put some thought into this
this guy should of put some thought into this
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One day there's this girl who's crying and a guy comes up to her and asks her, "Why are you crying?" and the girl responds "I've never been hugged before." So the guy hugs the girls and leaves.
The next day...
The girl is crying again and the guy sees her again and asks her "Why are you crying today?" The girl says "I've never been kissed before." so the guy kisses her and leaves.
The NEXT day...
The girl is crying AGAIN and the guy happens to see her again. And he asks her once more "Why are you crying this time?" The girl says "I've never been fucked." So the guy picks her up, takes her 15 feet into the water and tosses her into the water. And he says "You're fucked now!"
The next day...
The girl is crying again and the guy sees her again and asks her "Why are you crying today?" The girl says "I've never been kissed before." so the guy kisses her and leaves.
The NEXT day...
The girl is crying AGAIN and the guy happens to see her again. And he asks her once more "Why are you crying this time?" The girl says "I've never been fucked." So the guy picks her up, takes her 15 feet into the water and tosses her into the water. And he says "You're fucked now!"
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