Why do computers crash?? -only for comp. gurus

[citcat45]

Why do computers crash?? -only for comp. gurus

Why do computers crash??

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted At a very last

resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk Abort,then the socket

packet pocket has an error to report.


If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking Icon puts

your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index Doesn't hash,

then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!


If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is Connected to

the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to Another protocol, that's

repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.


And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons In the

window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out With a

bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.


When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code

Instructions are causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory And

you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be Sure to

tell your Mom!

:bleh: :

 

[#2 yankeesfan]

"When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code

Instructions are causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory And

you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be Sure to

tell your Mom!"

LOL!!