why some kids get in trouble in school

[HerHuggyBunny]

ahahaha : :clap

 

[angelic beauty]

: :clap : funny!

 

[darkness234]

lolz :

 

[kfed]

nice one lol

 

[Jake Gauss]

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find
North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER :
Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK :
Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead,
Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your
math multiplication on the floor? JOHN :
You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER :
No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong,
but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical
formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
ONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago. WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always
get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence
starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER :
No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE :
All right... "I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example
of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother
and Father got married on the same
day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie,
do you know why his father didn't punish
him?" LOUIS : Because George still had
the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating? SIMON :
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom
is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on
"My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher,
it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.