Why you shouldn't insist on taking your husband shopping.

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Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists that her
husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the
shopping trips.

He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Fenton:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may
ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on
our video surveillance equipment.

All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in the Housewares
department to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag
of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from
the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he
begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it
as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly
humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his
"Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browse through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least .

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,

Walmart
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