Wife's CAT!!!!

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A man was damn irritated of his wife's cat. the cat used 2 b wid her all d time n d poor hubby felt himself being neglected by d wife.

Finally, one day, he decided 2 do sumthin abt that evil cat.
But wat???????

He found an oppurtunity, his wife ws out shopping.
he put that cat in his car drove left n then right n left n right; n left d cat at a lonely place.

he ws all in jubilee until he reached home. 2 his utter surprise d cat ws sittin in his wife's lap.

Next day he again drove sum 20 km away 4rm home n left d cat over there.
wen he reached home, he found d bloody cat sitting on d sofa givin him an evil smile.

he was damn frustrated. but he didnt lose hope.


nxt day he put dat cat in d car, drove to left n then right n then again left, he continued 2 drive in dat direction 4 abt 25 kms, then he took a right turn, then again left, n finally he turned towards right n left d cat over there............

after an hour he called up his wife.........
"Sweetheart is d cat home"???
wife- yes honey

hubby- "PUT D DAMN CAT ON D PHONE, I HAV LOST MY WAY"!!!!!!!!!