A visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy. He grabbed the dog in both hands and throttled it.
A reporter saw the incident and congratulated the man and told him the headline the next day would read.
"Valient local man saves child by killing vicious animal."
The hero told the journalist he wasnt from that town.
Well then said the reporter the headline will read.
"Georgia man saves child by killing wild dog."
Actually said the man i'm from Connecticut.
In that case said the reporter in a huff the headline will read.
"Yankee kills family pet."
A reporter saw the incident and congratulated the man and told him the headline the next day would read.
"Valient local man saves child by killing vicious animal."
The hero told the journalist he wasnt from that town.
Well then said the reporter the headline will read.
"Georgia man saves child by killing wild dog."
Actually said the man i'm from Connecticut.
In that case said the reporter in a huff the headline will read.
"Yankee kills family pet."