Review Wives of Frank Series, Volume 4: Elina @ Barbie House

[Frank Underwood]

I am planning to finish off the 'Wives of Frank @ Barbie House 69' series, but I had to make a few adjustments before revealing my favorite girl at BH69. Initially I was going to leave out Elina from my series because I thought she really wasn't worth talking about. I have seen her more than once, and each time I leave feeling like something is amiss. I should have probably stayed home.

This is not to say she is totally bad, because at least her titties are out of this world unreal, huge natural torpedoes. I admit, her torpedoes have sank my ship several time, seeing her in cowgirl is delightful. On the other hand, her face is average bordering on the plain, in my opinion, and her head is pretty big. I could take two of Nana's faces and fit them into one of Elina's just to put it into perspective.

The pictures do not have any resemblance to the real girl, except on the size of the breasts. It could have been her a long time ago before she started benching and deadlifting 500 lbs. The Elina of today is much more stout. I will also note that the skin color was much more darker and I don't think it was a tan.

Her body, as I just said, is stout. I will use the word large. Not fat by any means, just muscular. I really don't want to sound like I am trying to be mean on Elina, but the last time we engaged in the game of battleship, after sinking my torpedo into her, I went to give her a massage. She lied down on her front, and from the back I could see her defined thick back muscles and broad shoulders. Shame to admit, her back has more definition than mine, I wish I was that thick in the back.

Massaging her made me feel like I was massaging a very small Korean strongman. It's gotta be genetics, but her ass is nice and big. I recall the one time where I found myself fucking her from behind, I had her put her face all the way down so I wouldn't see her back muscles just her ass up in the air. She did not like this, because she is-to no surprise, a dominant girl. Not quite bossy, like Daisy but kinda standoffish like Kiss.

Conversation was almost nonexistent each time, although she does speak English and is actually a local Toronto resident of a few years now. The only reason I wrote this review is because one of my brothers, a fellow wolf, asked me about her. I would recommend her if you want to go play with big huge natural torpedos, and you are ok with being pinned down in cowgirl by a small stocky Korean girl.

 

[Frank Underwood]

Post Script:
I will take this opportunity to clarify that Elina, Nana or any of the BH69 girls whom I have seen numerous times are only my metaphorical wives, and not literally my wives. We know there is going to be illiterate simpletons like our boy Big Sleeze coming in here and misunderstanding the entire mood I am creating with my writing.

I refer to them in my writing as my "wives" because I have seen them so many times, it is just very familiar. This is more of a pun to humorize how the roster at BH69 has been static and unchanging in over two years now. Nonetheless, haters gotta hate and I am not above the humorous responses that people give when they tell me that I shouldn't call working girls my wives lol

 

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[Frank Underwood]

Elina is not the one with the trophy, but we will get there my friend. I would only give Elina a trophy for her tremendous chest.

 

[LazyBoy]

Thanks for all the BH reviews! Really makes my decision making a lot easier. Have you seen Naomi?

 

[Frank Underwood]

Thanks for all the BH reviews! Really makes my decision making a lot easier. Have you seen Naomi?

Yes I have seen her, I wrote a review about her as well:

Review - Naomi @ Barbie House

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Note: some guy that is obsessed with me on TERB swears that her tits are fake, but I didn't think so. I could be wrong but you should check other reviews to see what the majority of people are saying. AZN forum is great source for quality reviews, it's very hard for shills to get in there.