Womens Stuff!

[gnxksxmr]

Now I lay me Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles Please no bags
And please lift my bum Before it sags.
Please no age spots Please no grey
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done.


Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a
job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to
you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some
support soon, people will think we're nuts."

 

[larry141094]

[sm=rollaugh.gif] rofl but sadly too late!

 

[Starhawke wants presents]

lol

 

[Paradise Regained]

I got parts of 1 and 3 covered and all of 2 and 4. Is 5 greedy?

 

[I do care!]

by having parts of 1 covered doesn't count if he sits and points.
by having parts of 3 doesn't count just coz he lets you add up on him in felt tip
by having all of 2 doesn't mean he gets you a mirror and
by having all of 4 doesn't mean he lets you go downstairs first to see who made the noise, or lets you taste the milk first to see if it's off.

Is it greedy to have 5? Not if you take out the imaginary 1,2,3 and 4, NO!

but still luvs ya anyway

 

[Jillian]

I think its about time we get a male perspective on this joke and other relative comments that have been harmful to the male ego

I'm sure theres someone who willing to say something..............you know I would but they slap me consistently on MSN so I really can't.

(slap...............see its started early! )