went to wonder/wave spa today. you can find the info in the GS
Anyways, it was horrible!!!
went in, the lady said $30/30mins, even though the GS ad says $28. (yeah yeah yeah, it's a toonie, but still...that's a whole tim hortens coffee!)
in i go and on the table i lay. rachel comes in and looks older than my mom. i ask to see the line-up and the other one isnt any better. so, stupidly, i stuck with rachel.
she proceeds to ask how old i am and all that fluffery. But here's the kicker (and a note to all other SPs as to what NOT to do, mainly cause it really freaks a guy out!!!), she decides to role play and pretend to be......dum-de-dum.....MY MOM!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!! are you insane!?!?!?!!?? dont call me 'baby son' when you're rubbing my groin you wacko!!
anyways, her face was a total zero..yes....zero!
attitude = Q. yes i know that doesnt make sense. which is why i used it! cause neither did she!!!
service = 0
as the time came up, she remained in the room. i knew what she wanted. there was no way i was going to give it up that easily. especially since i declined ANY sort of extra-contact. so what did i do you ask? i took my time. i sat down. picked at the lint on my sock. put it on. then my shoes. then i slowly put the rest of my clothes on. i took ~7mins. she told me to tip her. i stood there staring at her as though she just spoke alien. (trust me, it was hard...refer to her looks rating) i told her "nope, i have no money." she tells mamasan. (i knew i was fucked here cause she saw my money when i came in). so i decided to take the twenty and give it to her. only after i tore it in half and threw it on the floor.
the only reason why i did that was because she said even if i have 10dollars i could give it to her. so i gave her 20 and asked for change. she said no. so i told her to fuck off.
TOTAL WOT!!! DO NOT GO!!!
*shakes head* who role plays pretending to be the mother and son?!??!?!!? like...WTF!!! needless to say, didnt matter how much teasing she did...it was out cold!
Anyways, it was horrible!!!
went in, the lady said $30/30mins, even though the GS ad says $28. (yeah yeah yeah, it's a toonie, but still...that's a whole tim hortens coffee!)
in i go and on the table i lay. rachel comes in and looks older than my mom. i ask to see the line-up and the other one isnt any better. so, stupidly, i stuck with rachel.
she proceeds to ask how old i am and all that fluffery. But here's the kicker (and a note to all other SPs as to what NOT to do, mainly cause it really freaks a guy out!!!), she decides to role play and pretend to be......dum-de-dum.....MY MOM!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!! are you insane!?!?!?!!?? dont call me 'baby son' when you're rubbing my groin you wacko!!
anyways, her face was a total zero..yes....zero!
attitude = Q. yes i know that doesnt make sense. which is why i used it! cause neither did she!!!
service = 0
as the time came up, she remained in the room. i knew what she wanted. there was no way i was going to give it up that easily. especially since i declined ANY sort of extra-contact. so what did i do you ask? i took my time. i sat down. picked at the lint on my sock. put it on. then my shoes. then i slowly put the rest of my clothes on. i took ~7mins. she told me to tip her. i stood there staring at her as though she just spoke alien. (trust me, it was hard...refer to her looks rating) i told her "nope, i have no money." she tells mamasan. (i knew i was fucked here cause she saw my money when i came in). so i decided to take the twenty and give it to her. only after i tore it in half and threw it on the floor.
the only reason why i did that was because she said even if i have 10dollars i could give it to her. so i gave her 20 and asked for change. she said no. so i told her to fuck off.
TOTAL WOT!!! DO NOT GO!!!
*shakes head* who role plays pretending to be the mother and son?!??!?!!? like...WTF!!! needless to say, didnt matter how much teasing she did...it was out cold!