Worse bar in the world??

[gustavo r]

Just got back from a little trip to Southern Spain, was in a small town called Los Alcatharez, not much action so asked for a lively bar, "up zee road signor you will find zee best bar in world" - muchas gracious homre, de nada, cervesa, adios. (thought i'd impress the local hick espanolli with all my spanish in one sentance)

Found the bar, by following the lilting tunes of the shi-lites, entered and to my amazement found it was full of guys and dubious looking senoritas all named Bob, asked for a beer, "sorry senor no sell beer only coke, diet coke or coke on the rocks" was the reply. Settled into a comfty armchair with my coke on the rocks, slipped my feet into a pair of size 9 slippers neatly postioned in a row with several other pairs of flip flops etc and noticed a warning poster on the wall, telling everyone of the satanic poisionous qualities of a libation called "zee negro deat'h", with that bob senior arrived dressed only in a patong villa towel, well I was out of there sharpish.

I've attached a picture as a warning to yea all.

 

[SuzzHuzz]

You cannot be fcuking serious? Is that for real or a 'photoshop' job?

 

[ponderingincanada]

PS: Denver is on't roof wi't gun just now. If he survives the night I feel fairly sure he will have something to say here

 

[misslabeled]

Nope thats for real, camera was full at time and had to delete a little picture of my spanish beauty to take it, so I hope he does appreciates it, of course he will!!!.

 

[LinkLover]

Is this confession time Dodger?

 

[dark angel]

Yes, I've bloody seen it Steve...............I'm thinking, I'm thinking!!!! :light:

 

[Yellowstonedogs]

lol, and its "worst"

 

[Woody Black]

You are absolutely right Jazz, this is about a BM I met in Patong (theres the Thai connection, see) who has managed to do nearly 1200 posts in less than 4 months and for the very first time has been rendered speechless.

 

[CupCake =)]

Ah, so you have been there as well Benjy??

Also just in case you wonder why I made a reply to Jazz, he has removed his post?? or maybe the moderators did to not upset D man??

 

[Isis Grace]

I'm still thinking........I'm still thinking!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :light:

 

[Jessamina]

I'm fcukin' struggling here Dodger you bastardo, that's Spanish for Bastard. Brilliant post, speechless isn't the word for it. As I read it, it was, well................Like being at home! 55555555 :thumbsup:

Muchos Muchos Grassyarse Compadre, I'm sorry you had to delete a picture of your sweet innocent senorita (Wasn't the Ginger bird was it?) No, no, not Spanish enough! It's appreciated anyway.

I will of course be looking for a way of getting you back El Dodger of Seville, if you do get to your new place before you move in - watch out!!

I'll be having dreams about 'Bar Denver' tonight! :happyi: :happyi: :happyi: 555555 Brilliant

 

[adthepie]

The Worst Bar In The World Is A Bar That's Closed

 

[MiJA]

Pub Denver (Copyrighted in Spain and some other places) never closes.

If I did have a bar this is the junction of the two streets I would put it on. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Your host wishes you everything you wish for yourself!! Cheers and Up Bottoms, sorry Bottoms up! :cheers: