WORST SESSION EVER AT REVERIE DOWNTOWN

[darknight5611]

Recently Had a Session with Darla at Reverie and it was a complete shitshow/gongshow/comedy show

First of all the condo
Still the same old tiny ass condo
The shower was dirty and disgusting, they had this piece of shit shower head that barely had any fucking mist. Tub was moludy. They gave a useless dollarama bath towel that could fit me if i was a 3 foot 10 midget. Also it felt kinda moist like it was used before----fucking nasty.


As for the Main Course-
Darla looks different than her pics, saggy tits, beer belly, blotches over body, and lots of skin tags. She didn't even take off her lingerie, she tried doing some weird seductive bullshit for the majority of the session, gave a weak blow job, she would suck and then stop, then talk, then wash , rinse and repeat the same boring bullshit over and over again, I asked her to continue and encouraged to get going , but she was actiung weird like she was high on molly or something. Then with 5 minutes left she acts all shocked that time is almost over and decides to hop on the cock for some worthless sad sack reverse cowgirl. I was done with this bullshit and went and took a cold shower to rinse off this bullshit.

Conclusion
-We work hard for our fucking money and its a disgrace for a place that calls themselves a boutique agency to offer this kind of piece of shit, disgraceful service. If your gonna promote yourselves as high end, hire some high end talent, and dime pieces. Don't be offerings some saggy ass redneck grandmas to your fucking clients. Also I appreciate this board for allowing us to be open here, because the red board wouldn't allow a legitimate negative review, since the agencies got their balls all over the Mods jaws on the red board.


Reverie
-step your game up
-hire hotter, younger talent
-clean up your fucking washrooms
-wash your fucking laundry
-offer high end service
-offer clean and fresh towels
-0ffer bottled water

 

[darknight5611]

Review looks about accurate: Darla Star | Reverie Escorts Toronto

Is the building that bad, what was the incall address they use?

A suggestion, next time hire Teddy? Teddy Baer | Reverie - Toronto

159 dundas bud

 

[darknight5611]

159 dundas bud

love how they post 32-35 Y/O on their site, bitch hasnt been 35 since the mid 2000s

 

[darknight5611]

Dundas east or west? google maps shows a pic of a newer building for one, I didn't know they could be that bad inside, or maybe it is the other one, just to confirm.

dundas and jarvis bud, jeez, lol.

 

[darknight5611]

lol I was just confused, it was a new construction building, I thought it would be at least decent inside, you made it sound like the bathroom was in a crackhouse

so did you tell the agency about your bad exp? I think they should at least give you some credit, for the bait and switch pics and the bad sex

but thanks for TOFTT, now we can all avoid Daria

dude they got the info from me, and they chose to do nothing about it, at least some places offer a discount on the next app, reverie did fuck all, and shows they give two shits about customer service, they fucked around.

 

[reverie]

Recently Had a Session with Darla at Reverie and it was a complete shitshow/gongshow/comedy show

First of all the condo
Still the same old tiny ass condo
The shower was dirty and disgusting, they had this piece of shit shower head that barely had any fucking mist. Tub was moludy. They gave a useless dollarama bath towel that could fit me if i was a 3 foot 10 midget. Also it felt kinda moist like it was used before----fucking nasty.


As for the Main Course-
Darla looks different than her pics, saggy tits, beer belly, blotches over body, and lots of skin tags. She didn't even take off her lingerie, she tried doing some weird seductive bullshit for the majority of the session, gave a weak blow job, she would suck and then stop, then talk, then wash , rinse and repeat the same boring bullshit over and over again, I asked her to continue and encouraged to get going , but she was actiung weird like she was high on molly or something. Then with 5 minutes left she acts all shocked that time is almost over and decides to hop on the cock for some worthless sad sack reverse cowgirl. I was done with this bullshit and went and took a cold shower to rinse off this bullshit.

Conclusion
-We work hard for our fucking money and its a disgrace for a place that calls themselves a boutique agency to offer this kind of piece of shit, disgraceful service. If your gonna promote yourselves as high end, hire some high end talent, and dime pieces. Don't be offerings some saggy ass redneck grandmas to your fucking clients. Also I appreciate this board for allowing us to be open here, because the red board wouldn't allow a legitimate negative review, since the agencies got their balls all over the Mods jaws on the red board.


Reverie
-step your game up
-hire hotter, younger talent
-clean up your fucking washrooms
-wash your fucking laundry
-offer high end service
-offer clean and fresh towels
-0ffer bottled water

While I would LOVE to believe that all of this is true, I know it is not. We sanitize, scrub, and bleach our washrooms daily and between clients. We have brand new bath mats, that are not from the dollar store. We provide fresh towels to every single person who walks through the door. Funny enough, we just replaced the shower heads two weeks ago too and have had comments that they are "too powerful".

Darla looks exactly like her photos, as the only retouching done was to cover her tattoos and a scar or two.

I'm really not sure what you're looking to gain from this, but in the entire time Darla has been with us no one has ever had this sort of experience, which leads me to believe this entire thing has been made up. No one has ever complained to us about Darla, or the state of the showers or towels.

I hope you were mildly entertained by this, I sure was.

 

[darknight5611]

While I would LOVE to believe that all of this is true, I know it is not. We sanitize, scrub, and bleach our washrooms daily and between clients. We have brand new bath mats, that are not from the dollar store. We provide fresh towels to every single person who walks through the door. Funny enough, we just replaced the shower heads two weeks ago too and have had comments that they are "too powerful".

Darla looks exactly like her photos, as the only retouching done was to cover her tattoos and a scar or two.

I'm really not sure what you're looking to gain from this, but in the entire time Darla has been with us no one has ever had this sort of experience, which leads me to believe this entire thing has been made up. No one has ever complained to us about Darla, or the state of the showers or towels.

I hope you were mildly entertained by this, I sure was.

stop trying to deflect......
Darla gave an uninspired lazy dog starfish performance, stop covering for your girl, because you know its BS. And this aint the red board, so I stand by my experience and you cant bully the mods to take this down.

 

[darknight5611]

stop trying to deflect......
Darla gave an uninspired lazy dog starfish performance, stop covering for your girl, because you know its BS. And this aint the red board, so I stand by my experience and you cant bully the mods to take this down.

there were hairs in the bathtub, sink and floor.
the bath towel I had was thin as shit and moist as it was probably previously used.
Your condos are tiny and obsolete
Darla was the ultimate disappointment
Waste of time, space, and money.

 

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[darknight5611]

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tejgk you're a little snitch motherfucker​

but i stand by my review
I can still recall darla wearing a sundress over her old lady red lingerie
she had red lipstick on

and i was in the "bigger room" across the hall from the tiny room.

Can't stop the hustle

 

[darknight5611]

man, shut up your bitch ass up you noodle dick motherfucker, you think trying to be a snake for reverie is gonna get you a discount at that shitty lilttle agency? lmaoooo, you're probably getting a wet dream hoping for a little session with that tatooed fag teddy ruxpin. lmaooooo, fuck outta here bitch.

 

[Gallant]

While I would LOVE to believe that all of this is true, I know it is not.

Why would you love to believe it's true lol.

 

[Deleted member 112608]

tejgk you're a little snitch motherfucker​

but i stand by my review
I can still recall darla wearing a sundress over her old lady red lingerie
she had red lipstick on

and i was in the "bigger room" across the hall from the tiny room.

Can't stop the hustle

The next level of snitching, this is the new normal, because you are behind the times: www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2012/12/14/jailhouse-informants-for-sale/1762013/

 

[Sethman]

IS this what you got for $200/hh?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1669339852423282688

What exactly did you find appealing about her before you booked? She is way past her prime. I mean take a look at this one too -

https://twitter.com/x/status/1689977143889899522

I mean she probably owns dildos that are older than you. How about this?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1629121909307715584

She even got this witch video, if you only bothered to check her twitter before you booked -

https://twitter.com/x/status/1692499254458061256

I mean WTF, would even hit on this one if it was for free - FFS wtf?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1678388452746829824

Well, better luck next time. Check the hoes twitter feeds.

 

[The_Breadmaker]

She's not bad looking at all. Reminds me of a thicker/curvier Megan Fox.

 

[The_Breadmaker]

You need to post some pictures to try to prove your statement.

You don't know what or who Megan Fox looks like? What are you, gay?

 

[The_Breadmaker]

You need to post some pictures to try to prove your statement.

Darla (on the left) / Megan Fox (on the right). Just saying Darla looks like a thicker version of her. And older looking as well. Not bad looking overall.

 

[darknight5611]

homeboy is right i fucked up seeing that washed up old hoe. I drank the terb kool-aid, because all those simps were hyping her up, and I was like fuck it and I booked an appt to see her. That agency loves hiring old washed up damaged goods.

 

[imyourpuppet]

homeboy is right i fucked up seeing that washed up old hoe. I drank the terb kool-aid, because all those simps were hyping her up, and I was like fuck it and I booked an appt to see her. That agency loves hiring old washed up damaged goods.

I think Reverie brands itself as an agency with women with alternative/goth looks. They have a trans provider as well I believe.
For the most part their roster doesn't appeal to me with the exception of Lani. A Filipina goddess who lets me finish COF porn style.

 

[darknight5611]

I think Reverie brands itself as an agency with women with alternative/goth looks. They have a trans provider as well I believe.
For the most part their roster doesn't appeal to me with the exception of Lani. A Filipina goddess who lets me finish COF porn style.

lucky for you, the only ones I experienced was washed up Darla, and another washed up old Canadian chick last year, who nagged too much. fuck reverie.