You wins some and your loses some!

[koolcat]

This is more of a heads up than it is a review. I haven't been pooning much in the past three years but when I was more active I liked to patronize some of the independants.

I recently saw an add in the Courier that tempted me: "West.13th & Cambie, Asian full body massage. Private location." A quick phone call informed me in broken english: 'small body. $.20 for everything'.

Yesterday I gave it a try. Guys, save your money. This lady is sort of cute but also has a gut. The rub gave me a friction burn. When it came to tug time the crying child and the man screaming at it in the next room kinda put me off.

It went downhill from there. Oral degenerated to her trying to floss her teeth with my dick. When she asked if I wanted to F#$% I politely said no thanks and left.

I still remember the thrill of finding a good independant so, all in all, it's a small price to pay when searching for diamonds in the rough.

Happy(ier) Pooning.