YoYo at HG

[Gopher]

Hello, I'm new to this site, and pretty much new to this hobby. My user name is pretty lame but I couldn't think of anything at the time. Anyways, you guys are probably going to laugh because the only AMP I have been going to these past six months has been Butterfly and from what I see in reviews it's known as a dump. I couldn't tell considering that's been the only place I've been going to - untill now. I recently visited Hawaiin Girls and the only reason I went there was becuase I was too lazy to go any further from the Northern Burnaby area. It should be obvious that I live around there. Back to the story, I walked in through the front door because for some reason I don't have the guts to call them and get buzzed through the back. I know that's an option becuase I've seen it mentioned in other reviews. Funny how I don't have the guts to call, but I have the guts to walk in through the front door while infront of a parked cop car. Nobody was in it though. Anyways, I'm greeted by an asian girl who asks if I want to pay for an hour massage - 60 dollars - or for 45 mins - 40 dollars. I go for the 45, and get lead by the girl into a dark room not too far from the main office. She asks me a question I quite couldn't understand. I quickily figured out that she was asking me I've been to any other massage parlours. Kind of a wierd question to ask, but I said yes never the less. Then she asked me how much I paid for full service. I said "$.40" - with that said she gave me a look and a show of gesture most likely implying that my payment was satisfactory. I thought she was going to be the one catering me but she left and before she did she told me to take a shower. And I know what you're thinking. I must be some ugly smelly ass guy right? Nope, I actually take pride in smelling good and looking my best reasonably before I head off to these types of places. I guess she just told me that because it's a standard practice. And I'm cool with that. Back to the story, so I took a shower and just waited until someone came in, and that someone was YoYo. Like other people have said before, she is kinda tall. She looks okay. Better then what I've seen at Butterfly, except for maybe Ivy. Anyone know her? Anyways, she came in with a bikini on. We have a little chit chat which leads up to the question - "You want massage first? Or later?" - I say "Massage First". So she starts giving me a massage, it was okay. The massage became much more rougher at the end, which I liked becuase I was feeling a little stressed out that day. We talked a lot through out the whole back rub and for some reason it seemed like she really liked me. She kept saying I was cute. She's funny, and she made me laugh at times. She likes the way I smile but let it be known that I am not looking for love when I go to MP's. I'm aware that her kindness might have been just for an extra tip at the end. Whatever, I don't care, I just want to have fun! So I turn over and she starts putting a condom on my "Not at all hard" dick. Don't ask me why I didn't have an erection already. I just didn't, probably because I was nervous. Like I said before, "Who knows". This is when the story kind of gets good! She litteraly sucks half of my dick into the condom. I know that sounds wierd, but it's so hard to explain. I don't think I can. All I can say is she has a cool way of putting condoms on people's dicks! Sorry for being so vague on the imagery but I guess you just had to be there or have it caught on tape. Anyways, damn is she good at sucking dick! And too bad I didn't read on here about her giving BBJ's. I would've opted for that. But I guess she doesn't do that the first time she meets clients? Hmm, whatever. Okay so then she starts sucking my balls, licking included. Never had that before at Butterfly. Probably becuase I never asked. After that, she gets up and takes off her bikini bottom and says "Fuck me baby, you on top!" - I say "Can you be on top?" - She looks at me disapointed and says "No, too tired from the massage". By this point I'm thinking that the mood has changed negatively a bit. But to my surprise it didn't. I agreed to be on top and we started going at it. It was pretty hot. I almost came but I didn't. I had to stop because I got tired. She looked at me and aimed my face to her face. At first I didn't understand what she wanted. It clicked in later on that she wanted a kiss. So I kissed her. Then she asked me if I came. I said no. And she was surprised. She thought I came and I guess the kiss was supposed to be the cherry on the cake. She said "You want hand?" - and I said yes. I was still kind of disapointed that she didn't want to be on top. That was all that was going through my mind seeing that I am a huge fan of ACG. Another thing that made me a little mad was that she had her bikini top through out the whole time we were together almost as if she didn't want her boobs touched at all. She popped them out here and there but whatever. I'm not one to be angry significantly at little things like this, so I just kept my cool and stayed in a rational mind state. She gave me a HJ but I was a dud at that too. This has happened to me before, there's nothing medically wrong with me sexually, I just take a small amount of an anti-depressant for my sleeping disorder, also known as Sleep Paralysis. Unfortunatley this pill makes it hard for me to get an O. Hahaha go on get your laughs on! So back to the story, I end up not cumming for the whole session. I wanted to tell her why, but I just thought she would not understand and take it in the wrong way or as a danger. Which it is not. I take a second shower, she brings me water and asks for a kiss. No joke, she asks for another one. I'm surprised but I do so anyway. She says "I like you". I say "Really? Aww I like you too." - little does she know I'm secrelty confused at what the hell is going on. I'm confused because her mood changes so quickly. I get dressed, and I pull out $.50 from my wallet. I was going to give her tip but I didn't like her service too much. So I asked for ten dollars change to make it an even $.40 - she gave me 20 instead. I say "No, no, no, you just take it all then". She says "No, I feel bad because I didn't make you cum". I could've told her the reason why, but I thought to myself "Forget it, too much trouble". lol, and so I left through the back door. And that was it. Pretty embarassing story, eh? It's all good. Would I repeat? Quite possibly. And I forgot to mention we kissed like 2 or 3 more times after the second one. It's not a big deal. I'm not saying it is. But that's the first time an SP has done that to me. Maybe because I've never tried to inititate it. Anyways, sorry for the long story, I'm probably going to be hated on for that. My apologies, I'm a first timer. I will get better. Thanks for reading, if you did!

 

[Mat]

Maybe try breaking your review into paragraphs as it's REALLY hard to read the whole post in one shot.

Other than that, thanks for the review.

Panther

 

[Brianna R]

My bad Panther, I will try hard to seperate my next review in paragraphs. Personal note to everyone else, if I'm doing anything wrong just let me know. I want to contribute to this site - So I will take any pointers into very high consideration!

 

[Healing]

BBB, thanks for your review.

A bit of paragraph would be really nice. I really had a tough time reading ur review. But, hey, like what u said, contribution is all it counts

 

[AFKnight]

Very interesting read, but as others have mentioned, give us lots of paragraphs.

To address your overall dissatisfaction with the session, next time you might try communicating better regarding what you would have liked. Specifically getting her to remove the top and getting the bbbj. I am guessing if you return to see her, you will get both.

Now for the best part, your inability to come. Many girls have told me that most guys come too quickly and they do not get to enjoy it. So, count your blessings and make it last for them, and you shall be rewarded manyfold.

Recently I did a daily double and with the second girl, though I remained totally hard, I knew that I was not going to come. So, I told her and her reaction was stunning: "Good, now for once I will be able to get it for a long time." And she did. She was not a 10, but with her attitude about just screwing for the sake of screwing, and loving it, pretty hard to find a girl like this.

 

[mrs_g2]

There you go (sorry, can't just quote & leave it apparently makes it too short):

 

[horsinround2do]

what a long story. thank you.

nice if you would summarised it.

 

[Vincent]

long long story