YoYo @ LotusWood

[tommy the toucher]

I decided to give LotusWood Spa a try tonight. It's a 72 Gerard. First impression, it's a dump. Like those crapy rooms you get on Spadina. Anyway, went for 45 minutes ($60) with Yoyo. She's very short and kinda fat for an asian. Her massage technique consisted of pushing on me as hard as she could, which basically sucked. 20 minutes into that I decided to flip to put an end to it. She offered nude release for $60, I asked if touching was ok, she said yes, so I said ok. It turns out touching was not ok, and actually she sat at my feet so that I couldn't reach anyway. Not surprising her hand work was worse then her massage capabilities. Half way into it some other guy comes in so she stops, dresses, and goes out to talk to him! Needless to say when she got back I wasn't in much of a mood anymore. Anyway, she starts up again, so I decided to fantasize my way out of there. No shower was offered, just a wet towl.

Repeat? Take a guess.

 

[Nikki Tesla]

Thanks for the review. I find these "bad" reviews very important to keeping my enjoyment of the MP experience. Great MP's can keep you coming back but a bad experience can stay with you for a long while.

 

[Nycgirl92]

Hmm, this review of Yoyo is somewhat different from others, such as this one: http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=134144&highlight=yoyo.

I have seen Yoyo once and she is really attractive. Are you sure you saw Yoyo? I saw her about two months ago and there is no way I consider her chubby. There was the getting out of the room thing, but she allowed touching even with topless.

YMMV, i guess.

 

[p0p0]

She said her name was Yoyo, but who knows. She was very short (under 5') and definitely on the chubby side. I've been with a lot (a lot!) of chinese girls, and I wouldn't consider her that good looking.

 

[Lovely:)]

I've been to lotuswood a few times and for me I look at the place as a last resort I prefer spas outside of the downtown core. But it is okay if you are into asians. Facilities kinda suck (no showers). SErvice is average. One MPA once walked on my back while using the railings on the ceiling to balance herself (interesting but not for me). Price wise is average. Looks are average.

I'd say it's like the New Wok of MPs..... slightly more expensive than fast food, slightly better quality, location is the selling point (you're in the mall food court and hungry) but if you really want a nice dining experice you make more of an effort.

 

[common sence]

There is a shower there, but it is tucked in the corner of the very cramp washroom.

If I remember correctly, it was a pretty crappy setup. But it was a very hot day when I went and I needed the shower before and after the session, so it did the trick. Otherwise, I would probabaly not use it.

 

[FL410]

Yoyo is the owner or co-owner together with C. Beneath her ubiquitous smile, innocent looks and magnetic sweet voice, I found her cold, stand-offish, and condescending. They used to have a filipino girl working there who was really a charmer and has enormous racks.

 

[opheliasez]

They used to have a filipino girl working there who was really a charmer and has enormous racks.[/QUOTE]

I know who you mean. Forget her name but definitely by the description remember her!!! Yes, I should go see her because I remember her saying something about an extended vacation after April 20ish. She was much nicer than any of the other girls there by far! Not sure what days she works though.

 

[Bexalicious]

I went because massageplanet.net has some fairly good reviews for this place.

 

[rayb1214]

Doesn't this MP places have a telephone to buzz,so the massage gal(lously) can answer. Or better yet,the guy should wait until she or you leave the room.
Talk about about a rude interruption!

It's like takin' a fart only you shit yourself without havin' tissues on you.

 

[JaMaMe]

In asian eyes, slight above avg look. A tummy but not 'fat'.

Touching if she's comfortable with you. She gives a good hard massage.

 

[Pittsburgher -Glen Coco-]

I have nothing bad to say about Yoyo's sessions, but she stood me up for an appointment and has lost my business for good.

 

[rv84]

Agreed. Good girl. Some may find her too biz-focus at times.

Running out to answer phone kills the mood. Should use voicemail & answering machine.

 

[loveslolafoevergirl]

I'm confused is this the same as Combawa?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yes. They changed the name after May left.

 

[Lorrainey Bainey]

YOYO has gone dowhill in terms of service.

she used to be great. now she seems to go through motions. i stopped going.

 

[nikkidavis26]

YoYo is HORRIBLE.

I went there once, and she was definitely uninterested, almost rude. Will not go back.

 

[jaymax173]

Same experience...Yoyo is cute and sexy and I was really horny when i saw her...but she seemed to be in rush during all the session and went outside several times... she kept telling me the other girls were busy but I think she was the only one there. The session was pleasant but she wasnt in mood I guess and I felt like she wasnt there... too bad coz she is very cute..

 

[Arimesis]

I went there this Friday afternoon. Saw Yoyo too. Found her to be somewhat attractive - not fat really. The massage was ok- not great. She decided to do a little walk on my back too - new experience for me and nice I wuld say overall. The flip was decent but my tip was nice too.