Yuka 1350 on CL

[Pompal 09.]

I saw someone wondering about this one. I just happened to TOFTT the other day.

When she opened the door, I thought I hit a home run. It's her photo, and oh man, is she hot. But, like a lot of stories on eforum.xxx, it went to the toilet from there.

She says 45 min GFE. I guess GFE in her mind stands for: I don't Give a Fuck what you Expected. Lousy massage, followed by a weak cbj. No kissing, no touching of the kitty,...no fun. Needless to say, I was pretty disinterested after a few minutes.

Unfortunately for her, she turned me off so much, took me a long time to cum. I basically used her vagina as a penis trampoline and a got a good ab work-out. I even broke a sweat.


L/A/S: 9/8 (she wasn't a bitch about it, just very business like)/5



.........and my abs still hurt.

 

[reflexologist_bp]

lol. i still can't visualize that.

 

[Tor-K]

hmmmm.....my abs could use a good workout

 

[M.O.A.B]

Here .........

You can do MSOG all day long until your abs give out

 

[BruceMillerr]

LOL!!! That is just a perfect discription of what a lot of these so call KGFE are like! Well done.

 

[Miss B XOXO]

thanks - Ihave a bowflex at home - it's great ......u can hang a lot of clothing on it

 

[Crissy S]

well her ad was up again so I thought I would get an ab workout - voice on the phone gave me a different location from the last time the ad was up, I made the appt and headed off . Dt locale ( think Toms Place ) but Hornby entrance . Bit of a time lag for the phone to be answered and code & apt # to be given . Get to the door and ......not the girl in the photo ....not even real close..... hair parted down the middle .....not pretty but not ugly ......in a revealing bra & panty set w/heels ...petite frame but nowhere close to the D's in the photo ........didn't do it for me so I departed . No workout for the ads but I did get a bit of a walk in

 

[Felidae]

ROTFL - Dude, sorry for you loss, but that's just too funny!

 

[Bollox]

Hair parted down the middle??

I wonder if it was a bait and switch. Doesn't sound like the girl I was with. She did say that she worked with someone else.

The one I saw had a great little body on her, and her hair had a body wave.

 

[Anthony H]

Yes definately B&S........ comes with the territory....I just move on