Zina's spa a.k.a. Gina's or jina's zadiana's (owners name)

[PuppyMama]

There is a S. asian woman there goes by Lilly.
young- early 20's

Great body- probably 36D 25 36 natural probably a 9
Great attitude- very friendly, very fun, open minded 9

face 8
Finish 9

Shower in the room, clean, not the greatest strip but very close to subway.
standard door fees or better (40 for 40 min),
repeat- definately, many times

lives up to 'top of the line team' billing.

 

[beka]

A better description on the address would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Shannen Shenanigans]

ad is in eye mag- 2124 danforth, 467 0646

 

[debabrata h]

Zina's telephone pitch is intelligent and promising: Money back if you're not happy--when was the last time you heard that?--a complaints board at your fingertips (now there's quality control), showers in each room and a 40-minute massage guaranteed, a sweet environment. Zina is Czech, bright, with-it and well-spoken. How refreshing, especially in the downtown area.

Zina wasn't there on the day I walked on. On encountering Igor--well, a kind of female Igor built like a Siberian muskox--I should have known enough to flee. I asked for the Indian masseuse. After all, the voice on the telephone had said she was on duty. "Not vorking today," the muskox growled.

According to Zina's info, I asked for a room with a shower. "No room with shower," she glowered at the midget (that would be me) in her midst. "You vant to stay or go?"

I had appointments nearby, a fastidious schedule, so I gritted my teeth and stayed. For the first half-hour, Igor ran in and out of the room like a warthog caught in revolving doors. I lay there and contemplated the dubious beauty of her stomach, which, like Cyrano's nose, was a quarter of a mile ahead of her. The woman's belly overhung her tights like tidal waves of Jell-O.
She glowered--yes, GLOWERED-at my pathetic nudity.

When her flying fist went at it with the fury of a Valkyrie on steroids, I inquired about the 40-minute massage. "It's been less than 20," I said, with my best Woody Allen voice.

"Tventy," she chortled. "It has been 40 minutes since you valked in the door."

I realized she had me there. But I was also deep into what testosterone I had left. She was so busy watching the clock, she'd forgotten me. The mission of mercy was my own. She turned away in a fit of Slavic contempt.

Afterwards, I asked for the complaint book. "No book," she growled, and I wasn't about to tackle a woman whose belly was bigger than me.

I dressed and walked out into the rain, sort of laughing. I'm sure the report above is accurate, and a lot better than encountering Igor, definitely the slowest day of the week.

Zina still seems conceptually on top of it to me, but with her staff, she's plainly asleep at the wheel. I'd say give it a whirl if the Indian masseuse is around, but for heaven's sake, flee if the woman who answers the door looks like a combination of Nurse Raschet, Bela Lugosi and the Incredible Hulk. Did I really have to varn you?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for the info, nakednic.

I have always asked for lilly- totally different experience from what you report.

btw Danforth ave

 

[Aly B]

Great review style nakednic!

 

[Twilight Fan]

Forgot to mention- Lilly works Wed, Sat, Sun as far as I know.

She has been threatening to stop coming in on Wed for a while.

 

[dot]

Entertaining review. LMAO.
And good for you to have the courage to admit you stayed for a massage with a beast even when logic suggested you should have done otherwise.
Believe me I've been guilty of doing the same.
So you vant to stay?

 

[Nancy U]

That's the best review since MoneySpen*der walked the beat around here.

LOL

 

[Derrick]

Is Zina herself attractive?

 

[I Can Get Sexual Too]

Nakednic,

Great review and damn funny. I am still smiling.

 

[Liz]

Nakednic's review is hilarious. This guy is a comic genius. Thanks for bumping this from way back in 2003.

 

[Pompal 09.]

she is a very pretty lady with nice curly black hair and gives an amazing massage.....check her out.

 

[Steve H]

Well I went to see Zina today and did not find here attractive imho...
I asked If Mary was working and as she wasn't I left. Zina did seem like a class act though....

 

[calley]

I went to Jina's holistic spa yesterday - surprised they were working - everywhere i tried was closed. Zina as described above, was very appealing to my taste, came out and answered all my questions professionally. There was also a pretty new girl, Olga, and she was very sweet.
Zina's massage was excellent - best hands ever, since i needed a strong massage. She cracked and stretched my back and now it feels great. Should try her out, she is very attractive^not like above stated

 

[P V]

Very attractive? She's pushing 50 and out of shape. What's strange about your post is that she told me she was alone yesterday, there was no other girl working.

 

[NateDaGreat]

it was the girls first day, and she arrived when I came, so maybe she was gone when you went there.

So what if she's 50, the massage is what counts buddy.

 

[FutureJournalist]

Well "buddy" the topic was not whether she gave a good massage or not, rather was she attractive.

 

[P V]

all in the eye of the beholder.....how is her menu?..or strickly a great massage?