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Now that I have your attention I figured I would start a joke thread....Here goes: A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical. "Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?" he asks. "That depends," says the doctor. "Do you smoke?" "No." "Do you drink?" 

"No." "Do...

The old one was perfectly serviceable and easy to use. IDIOTS!

I would do her every single day :D Maria Swan

And the all inclusive doesn't serve those street tacos. That puts the experience over the top!

Originally Posted: Sun, 3 Feb 15:29 PST Just fucking fuck me, already. Date: 2008-02-03, 3:29PM PST Dear Men of Craigslist, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly...

I know you perverts want to fuck all of them :lol: but which pornstar you really want to fuck. My dream pornstar is Ashlynn Brooke

But the kids are home and the GF is out. Dammit!:grrrrrr:

I contacted this apartment near the beginning of this thread trying to set up a vacation. It started promising but my 2nd or 3rd email was answered by "his wife" (I have no idea). When I asked about the girls, she claimed not to know anything about it, and was quite offended. All of my...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrkmdHX9JHA

Hi, guys :) I've read all reports here about Soho and Alcatraz and everyone mention Russian/Estonian girls. But as I am Russian myself, I am interested only in FINNISH girls to fuck. So - can somebody tell me of where to go to find a truly finnish girl to fuck. Can afford some extra price if...

To my knowledge no. I think it is just exclusive to Germany.

There's an FKK in Leipzig. Don't have the details. Try googling it. Kim2R2: it's "ishy" ;-) And aren't we all?

You will find vans all around the forest (LeBois de Vincennes). Depending on the girl's hours, you will find them sitting at the driver's placeor not. 95 % are African. They usually ask for 20

I have been to Dorsten, Osnabruck and Wagenfeld (Dolce-Vita) several times. I had some great times at Dorsten and Osnabruck and also some not so great times. It was dependent of the mood of the girls. Dolce-vita on the other hand I can recommend. I have never had a bad time there ever...

There is also in Germany a club?? a brothel?? where you pay only 110 EUR and you can bang bang all the girls you want ;-)) I wasn't there but here is the site: www.der-sex-discounter.de Check it out if this is something for you. If you are in Germany and you are close to this club, so just...

For those who have never seen this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M&feature=player_embedded

I am looking for Websters dictonary, not the Merriam Webster's dictonary if possiable. however if in the original Webster's Dictonary it cannot be found, i will accept Merriam Webster's or any other accepted dictonary, please provide link to where you found the information. sorry, I did not...

I Live in the manchester area and ive got a dirty kink about a woman fucking me with a strap on. If there are any cheeky ladies out there that would like to entertain, please message me.